Registered: May 2003
Location: N. Texas
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KIEV (Reuters) - A man shouting that God would keep him safe was mauled to death by a lioness in Kiev zoo after he crept into the animal's enclosure, a zoo official said on Monday.

"The man shouted 'God will save me, if he exists', lowered himself by a rope into the enclosure, took his shoes off and went up to the lions," the official said.

"A lioness went straight for him, knocked him down and severed his carotid artery."

The incident, Sunday evening when the zoo was packed with visitors, was the first of its kind at the attraction. Lions and tigers are kept in an "animal island" protected by thick concrete blocks.


****The lioness probably thought "There is a God!" just before she ripped his throat out.

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Registered: May 2003
Location: N. Texas
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I also love the fact that he took off his shoes as if this somehow made things alright with the lions and God.

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There is a God. Imagine paying only a zoo admission to witness something that exciting.

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lol

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Registered: Mar 2004
Location: USA
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It might have helped if his name had been Daniel instead of Дмитрий.

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Registered: Nov 2003
Location: North Myrtle Beach SC
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We had some local shouting about god in thye news here.

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Woman exposes self to mother and children
By staff reports
One woman exposed herself to another woman and her children on Third Avenue North, Myrtle Beach police said.

The lady was screaming about Jesus and the lord near the victim's home, police said, then began lifting her dress and exposing her private areas to the victim and her children, police said.

Police said the woman "appeared to be on some form of narcotic."

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Woman exposes self to mother and children
By staff reports
One woman exposed herself to another woman and her children on Third Avenue North, Myrtle Beach police said.

The lady was screaming about Jesus and the lord near the victim's home, police said, then began lifting her dress and exposing her private areas to the victim and her children, police said.

Police said the woman "appeared to be on some form of narcotic."

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Registered: Feb 2004
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The loiness must have been American.

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sick

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you don't say

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Registered: Jul 2001
Location: Little Rock.
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Obviously God wanted to have a few words with that twat on his own terms.

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"Idiot Reads Life of Pi and Mistakes Fiction for Fact"

Jesus, Mary, Muhammad, and Vishnu ... laughed.

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