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Fuck me hard in my arse.
Registered: Feb 2004
Location: in colorado somewhere!
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I guess this is as good a thread as any to throw this in.
I was riding moop today like every day. It was beautiful out so the people are coming out of the woodwork. I like to turn off my engine when I'm on the bike trail and there's a person ahead. This lady actually thanked me for doing it.
So the day is going good and I find myself on a buzy street and this total fucking asshole pulls up on a side street and doesn't see me came within inches of hitting me while on the phone. So what does he do? He yells FUCK YOU and flips me the bird. I'm right in front of this mutherfucker so what do I do? I drop Moop in front of his car and as he's rolling up his window as I approach him I'm fucking screaming at him,dawgs. He stalls out his car trying to back up and I don't touch his car cause I'm actually pretty calm. My hands aren't shaking like it would normally when I'm pissed off.
So this other dude pulls up to the right wanting to make a right turn and he looks at the situation and my dropped bike and he goes "Did he hit you?" And I was like 'YEA HE FUCKING HIT ME DO YOU HAVE A PHONE? HE'S TRYING TO GET AWAY!"
By now he's like freaking out in his car but he won't get out. I swear to god,man. If he would have gotten out,it would have been on.
I told that guy on the right "It's alright. You don't need to call. I'm just sick and tired of these FUCKING ASSHOLES (turning to the asshole driver) ruining my otherwise wonderful day.
"Cool bike."
"Why thank you."
So I take my time egging this asshole on calling him names wanting to fuck his mother and all kinds of shit while I take my time picking Moop up and straightening stuff out. He just waits till I left.
You know,that felt really good.
I'm cool,man when it comes to a whole lot of shit,but when a total stranger flips me off and yells FUCK YOU yet something just...clicks.
But this time,it wasn't emotional.
It was cold...calculating.
Fuck man.
That was FUCKED UP what I did today.
HAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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