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Rokkr
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I'm a Winner

A Fedex guy just delivered an envelope from Pepsi.
It appears Rokkr has won a Rokr cellular phone.
This, despite the fact I have no cellular service.

I love irony.

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welcome to the 21 century.

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No cellular service? And Rokkr calls himself an American. Ha! HAHAHA! HAHAHAHAHA!

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Smug Git
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America has shitty cellphone coverage (at least partly on account of being big and relatively empty).

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Rokkr
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The fact is I don't really want a cellular phone. I hate answering my phone at home. Having one with me constantly would drive me crazy.

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Yeah, but it sure beats having great cell phone coverage and being small and irrelevant.

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I never answer my home telephone. It's the number I give to people I don't want to talk to.

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quote:
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America has shitty cellphone coverage (at least partly on account of being big and relatively empty).


You're saying that Americans are overweight and have little between the ears?

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Maybe you can take photo's with it Rokkr, or listen to MP3's or someit.

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Physician, heal thyself.

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Mysteriously, British people have significantly less health problems than Americans.

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Rokkr
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quote:
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Maybe you can take photo's with it Rokkr, or listen to MP3's or someit.


Well they've given me a choice of phones, based on my service provider, Cingular, Alltel, Nextel, T-Mobile, Verizon, US Cellular and some others.

The Cingular option offers a Rokr, a Razr or a Slvr; the rest just a Razr. cw has cellular service so the phone will likely end up in her hands.

Of course I could just carry it and pretend to talk on it to blend in with the rest of humanity I suppose.

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make sure to get a headset then.

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quote:
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Mysteriously, British people have significantly less health problems than Americans.


This is something I really don't get as there appears to be an equal amount of fat bastards roaming about both countries. It probably has more to do with the fact that americans are stressed out tightwads who freak out over everything. The british even appear to smoke a lot more, so I really don't know what the deal is. Of course you poor bastards age a lot faster, which is kind of scary at times.

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quote:
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Mysteriously, British people have significantly less health problems than Americans.


Brits consider teeth to be health problems?

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lol

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Actually, Smug is right. Apparently, the life expectancy in the UK is 1.7 years longer than here in the US. It is interesting how many people are willing to give up almost two years of their life just to get the fuck out of England.

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Actually, Smug is right. Apparently, the life expectancy in the UK is 1.7 years longer than here in the US. It is interesting how many people are willing to give up almost two years of their life just to get the fuck out of England.


I tried not to laugh at that.

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quote:
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This is something I really don't get as there appears to be an equal amount of fat bastards roaming about both countries. It probably has more to do with the fact that americans are stressed out tightwads who freak out over everything. The british even appear to smoke a lot more, so I really don't know what the deal is. Of course you poor bastards age a lot faster, which is kind of scary at times.


Coming from California, you may be confusing 'ageing' with 'lack of plastic surgery'.

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Americans far sicker than English

Researchers struggle to explain trans-Atlantic divide in health.

Helen Pearson

Middle-aged Americans are in much worse health than their English counterparts, suggests a trans-Atlantic comparison, and scientists are at a loss to explain why.

The new study, which compared the health of white, 55 to 64-year-olds in the two countries, found that diabetes is twice as common in the United States compared with England, cancer 70% more prevalent and heart disease more than 50% more widespread.

People in the healthiest, high-income and education bracket in the United States have comparable rates of heart disease and diabetes as those in the sickest, low-income group in England, the study shows.

The differences were so great that at first "it seemed implausible", says James Smith of the RAND corporation in Santa Monica, California, and senior author of the Journal of the American Medical Association study1. "We did not expect to find this."

The explanation doesn't seem to be down to the facts that Americans are fatter or that the British drink more alcohol, the researchers say. When they ran their health data through a model to make both groups have equivalent levels of obesity, smoking and drinking, the health differences only lessened slightly.

Instead, the difference could stem from poor childhood health or adult stress, they say. And that could serve as a caution to other countries that are increasingly adopting the eating and lifestyle patterns of the United States. "It may be a warning signal," Smith says.

Others question whether Americans are that much more sickly. Population health expert John Lynch of McGill University in Montreal, Canada, points to a study from 2003 showing that hypertension is 60% higher in Europe compared with the United States and Canada2. "I'd want to look at all the evidence in total before declaring that the United States is doing all that much worse," he says.

Health complaints

To take the temperature of populations across the Atlantic, Smith and his colleagues used health information on more than 8,000 people, aged 55 to 64 years old, that had been gathered in ongoing national surveys.

The team only studied white people in order to exclude differences in health based on ethnicity. They also examined blood samples from another 7,600 people for biological markers of illness such as cholesterol and blood glucose.

The rate of self-reported health complaints in the surveys matched up with the levels that would be diagnosed based on the biological markers, the authors say. So any differences noted from the surveys cannot be explained away by the idea that Americans complain more of health problems.

And they could not pin the blame on poorer access to health care in the United States compared with the UK's national health system, because those Americans with the highest income and good, private insurance were still sicker than their English equivalents. "All the easy answers are not what is going on," Smith says. "It's something more fundamental."

Stressed out

One possible explanation is that obesity over a long time period may take more of a toll on health than the researchers could account for; their study didn't take into account how long someone had been overweight.

The Americans may have had poorer health as babies or children that destined them to sickness as adults. Or Americans could be more stressed out; stress is known to boost the risk of many major killers.

If researchers can figure out the underlying causes, then this might help them to tackle and eliminate the differences, perhaps by improving childhood health. "The United States should be able to achieve the health of the English," Smith says. "It's not an impossible goal."


http://www.nature.com/news/2006/060...l/060501-3.html

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more work hours per week and less paid vacation time would be my guess.

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I had actually never met somebody that had plastic surgery until several months ago, and that was just some random slut who had a boob job done. My bet on the health aspect would be all of the weird shit they put into our food. Fucked up sugar substitutes and other things the body was never meant to handle. High Fructose Corn Syrup is a good example and it's in practically everything because it's cheap. My guess on the aging thing is that smoking being almost universally acceptable indoors is taking its toll. That or the marmite.. mmm...sweet sticky marmite.

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marmite is vile

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i don't use cellular as well, but that's because i'm too inept to not to lose them

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