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rodney
Hates airplanes.

Registered: Jul 2001
Location: Little Rock.
Posts: 2624
Peace out, honkies.

After 0400 tonight you won't hear any more of me for the next four months unless I somehow get internerd in the desert. This should be fun. Take care of things while I'm away and don't have sex with the neighbor. Oh yeah, all four months will be tax free with a possible fifth month tax free if I spend just one extra day in any place considered a combat zone. Also, I'll be making an extra $350/month or so while I'm there. When I come back I'm going to dump all of my money on my bed and roll around in it naked with a live feed for all to see.

You can send me letters and things if you want. Send it all to:

Anderson, Johnathan, S
332 AEW/JSOAD-AP
Unit 2A
APO/AE
09315

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Trenchant_Troll
ad hominid

Registered: Mar 2004
Location: USA
Posts: 25502

You have been saying the same thing for a month now. This smacks of the old "pen in the eye" to me.

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mattdk
STAYS HUNGRY

Registered: Oct 2000
Location: The Midwest
Posts: 999

Good luck.

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Hawley Griffin
OUTRAGED BY NEGRO

Registered: Feb 2004
Location: canada
Posts: 17277
Re: Peace out, honkies.

quote:
Originally posted by rodney


You can send me letters and things if you want. Send it all to:

Anderson, Johnathan, S
332 AEW/JSOAD-AP
Unit 2A
APO/AE
09315


first person that sends him a dildo wins a prize

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skalie
the honourable

Registered: Sep 2001
Location: ........
Posts: 15074

Shouldn't take long, just signed him up for some stuff.

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torque
SupaTwistyPowa!

Registered: Dec 2001
Location: Ducktown, GA
Posts: 1429

Hey, best of luck Rodney. Look for a package about a month or so out. I'm not sure what to send for non-grunts, but we'll figure something out.

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skalie
the honourable

Registered: Sep 2001
Location: ........
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KY Jelly?

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Smug Git
Arrogance Personified

Registered: Aug 2001
Location: Hilbert Space
Posts: 35782

quote:
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KY Jelly?


Marines take it dry, but you might be right for an airforce boy.

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Cockney_Rebel
Reggie Perrin.

Registered: Nov 2003
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Re: Peace out, honkies.

Keep your head down, rodders. And good luck. I'll see if I can hook you up with some posters or something....

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ignorami ginormi

Registered: Apr 2005
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quote:
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Marines take it dry, but you might be right for an airforce boy.


They don't take it dry. They just do it immediately after a trip to the latrine.

Or so I'm told.

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rodney
Hates airplanes.

Registered: Jul 2001
Location: Little Rock.
Posts: 2624

www.chairforce.com some good stuff. Thanks for all the sentiments.

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wonderaz
Sarky Bastard

Registered: Jul 2000
Location: Sedona, Arizona
Posts: 19369

Don't die.

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rodney
Hates airplanes.

Registered: Jul 2001
Location: Little Rock.
Posts: 2624

I can't die. Not yet. Somebody must kill L_F.

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GimpyDivo
I DRIVE WOMEN CRAZY

Registered: Oct 2002
Location:
Posts: 1288

wait a minute!!! why arent you paying income tax? just because you are a bullet magnet by vocation? thats fucking dumb!

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ignatz mouse
Mistress of Tranquility

Registered: Mar 2004
Location: Still Orygun
Posts: 10493

I'll be sending bug spray and sunscreen. And maybe some cookies.

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Hawley Griffin
OUTRAGED BY NEGRO

Registered: Feb 2004
Location: canada
Posts: 17277

what ever you do rodney don't ask her to send you reese's pieces

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Registered: Jan 2006
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quote:
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Don't die.

"Dying is not an option. Now you stick that back in that gray matter of yours and you make that stick. Cause any other thought is gonna get you cold slab, toe tag and mailed home to your mamma in a plastic bag. Are we crystal?"

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lmposter
In propria persona

Registered: Dec 2005
Location: San Antonio TX
Posts: 2014

Thanks.

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Warden Wells
Adorable Pussycat

Registered: Jun 2006
Location: A happy place.
Posts: 6

Tell us if Napalm really smells like victory, won't you? I know I've always wondered.

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rodney
Hates airplanes.

Registered: Jul 2001
Location: Little Rock.
Posts: 2624

Currently I'm in Rota, Spain waiting to get on the plain to the desert. Word, bitches.

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Fiend
batshit crazy

Registered: Jul 2000
Location: Bangor, ME
Posts: 10202

good luck, don't die

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GimpyDivo
I DRIVE WOMEN CRAZY

Registered: Oct 2002
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make sure you take a pic of all the hajis you grease and post them here. id be eternally grateful. ill send a carepackage if it will help things along.

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Large Filipino
Fuck me hard in my arse.

Registered: Feb 2004
Location: in colorado somewhere!
Posts: 26795

I'm confused. I thought you were gonna dive into someone's ass for a few weeks.

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RyansGirl
Adorable Pussycat

Registered: Jun 2006
Location: Ryan's Bed
Posts: 3

Good luck

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