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PeristalticMove
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Oxymoronism

from "Superman Returns":

Clark Kent: The place was a graveyard... I'm all that is left.
Martha Kent: And even if you are the last, you're not alone.

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that's Zen Taoism.

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what is the voice of one hand clapping, masturbation?

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a spank?

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That's the sound of one hand fapping.

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(Peristaltic)


(a.) Applied to the peculiar wormlike wave motion of the intestines and other similar structures, produced by the successive contraction of the muscular fibers of their walls, forcing their contents onwards; as, peristaltic movement.


The voice of one gut gurgling.

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When I first read the title to this thread I thought it was Oxymormonism, which would be an interesting thread in its own right.

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LF's gonna get to learn two new words in one thread.

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quote:
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When I first read the title to this thread I thought it was Oxymormonism, which would be an interesting thread in its own right.



see..that was oxymoronism itself

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quote:
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LF's gonna get to learn two new words in one thread.


Then he will promtly misspell them.

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Promptly even.

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D'oh!

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oxymoronism. Copy and Paste RULES!

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quote:
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D'oh!


you sure that's spelt with an apostrophe?

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quote:
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you sure that's spelt with an apostrophe?


you mean *spelled*

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ARE you sure.....

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spelt

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Let it be yelt from the highest rooftops, Rat has quelt the insurrection!

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you've knelt but your metaphoric belt can't touch the pelt of this whole grain rodent.

silly english who can't speak english

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quote:
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you've knelt but your metaphoric belt can't touch the pelt of this whole grain rodent.

silly english who can't speak english



Only because the tears welt in my eyes from what I smelt between your thighs.

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quote:
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Only because the tears welt in my eyes from what I smelt between your thighs.


Dammit! [p]

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Smelt is good pike bait.

Long time no see SS.

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Hi Simon

How are things going?

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Hi Simon

How are things going?



They are going. Spent monday thru friday in trains, and the six weeks prior to that in Oregon.

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