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What is your favorite apple?
Red Delicious
Golden Delicious
McIntosh
Northern Spy (aka the TWOOP)
Granny Smith
Rome
Cortland
Criterion
Macoun
Pippin
Winesap
York Imperial
The fucking computer
Other (Explain)
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Trenchant_Troll
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Yeah, they are hard to eat without teeth.

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Serial Thriller
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G smith.

Because only an apple will do.

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Smug Git
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No mention of Cox's Orange Pippin? Or Bramley (cooking apples, but make the best pies)?

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Trenchant_Troll
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I'm actually amazed that you didn't start this thread. You are slipping, old boy.

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Cortland apples come from not 20 miles from here.

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They come from not 20 miles from the north pole too.

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flocat
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quote:
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I believe that Flocat is leaving teaching forever to start a new career selling Flocat Flavor on street corners in East Hollywood.


West Hollywood, actually.

I actually still have no clue as to what my next step is. I'll probably do a little more writing now that I've actually got time. But, I'll still need to do something to pay the bills. I may actually end up in Hollywood. I thankfully have a few connections there.

I'm just taking the next few days to veg out before I hit the pavement.

I still vote Granny Smith.

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I thought that the Flavor would be more appealing to swarthy Armenians than the conventional runaway white trash porno-fodder wannabes. Armenians can probably pay in cashmoney, too.

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They troll in West Hollywood. I've done my research. Russian mafia in WeHo, too.

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Talarohk
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I'm with fubar. Fujis are the best apple for snacking. Wonderful crisp texture (always, unlike Red Delicious which are nice when crisp, but all too often mushy), cool, sweet flavor. Nice and juicy, usually.

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lanin
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Granny Smith because the quality is always there.

But.....On the rare occasion when they are sweet, crisp, fresh, and perfect....A Red Delicious is the best apple ever.

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quote:
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A Red Delicious is the best apple ever.


Not that this poll means jack shit, but if taken at face value, it would suggest that your ass is sucking pond water on this one.

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Red Delicious are, at least, red.

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Mugtoe
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quote:
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Cortland apples come from not 20 miles from here.


There are a couple of them growing not 100 yards from our front door.

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I'm on the fubar/Talarohk apple team.

Fuji.

Very sweet

Very juicy

Very crisp.

Fun fact: This Japanese apple has American parents, Red Delicious and Ralls Janet, an antique apple that goes back to Thomas Jefferson in 1793.

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Honey Crisp Apples.
Ever heard of them?
Wholly shit these TRUMP Red Delicious. It has a just tart taste with the crunch of a Red Delicious.
It's my favorite apple now.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Honeycrisp

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Holy Crap, LF! I just ate a Honey Crisp today. So funny that you brought it up today. Man, those are some tasty apples. Geez, they're huge, too.

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fuji

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quote:
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Holy Crap, LF! I just ate a Honey Crisp today. So funny that you brought it up today. Man, those are some tasty apples. Geez, they're huge, too.


I love those too.
I've also been buying a lot of Cortlands lately.

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I live near Cortland.

Plenty of apples here in upstate NY.

Sick of apples.

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I've been buying Honeycrisp apples at the grocery store the last couple of weeks, and they are, in fact, quite good. They're almost as good as Gala apples.

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quote:
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Honey Crisp Apples.



Yep, that's why I clicked "other." Your poll is a fail for not mentioning them.

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Mister Freign
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I'm surprised and strangely gratified that so many of us prefer the tart insouciance of the perfect Granny Smith.

Red Delicious apples are a trick by Satan.

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i'm in the Honeycrisp camp.

but, really, it's Blueberries!

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Red Delicious apples are a trick by Satan.



They are certainly not 'delicious'.

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