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wonderaz
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Post An adult human has about 5 million...

...hairs growing out of the skin which is the same as a gorilla.
I find that comforting in a way.

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Been a lot of talk about monkeys and primates on this forum recently. . .



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I really don't see how that's possible, but you're right about these kind of things wonder, so I'm going to take you're word for it. -nod-

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Maybe its because our hair is short and their hair is long and black. Gives the illusion of being hairier.

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i've got hair covering almost everypart of my body, luckily a few places you can't really see the hair or i would look like a gorilla. a skinny white gorilla, with black hair.

i would think that most people are almost completely covered with hair too, just little fine hairs that you can't see.

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Sirus and Buddha are both right, the gorilla's hair is much thicker than ours as a whole.
Most of human hair is very fine and short, almost invisible and with the notable exception of our palms and soles is found over our whole skin.

BTW, the largest human organ et al, is the skin, by weight and volume.

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And your lips too
Just to be pedantic..

If lips count as skin
I dont know..

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Lips too, hence the word 'notable' so as not to make my list exclusive.
Lips are technically part of the skin.
Dingle doesn't have lips in the true sense of the term, he has an upper sphincter.

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CAL
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"HAL?"
"Yes Dave"
"Am I really a monkey"
"Yes Dave"...

hehe..

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quote:
Originally posted by CAL:
"HAL?"
"Yes Dave"
"Am I really a monkey"
"Yes Dave"...

hehe..

CAL



ahahahaaaa......good one!



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I'm keeping my eye on you CAL.

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quote:
Originally posted by bowmore:


I'm keeping my eye on you CAL.




I knew it!! I knew you were a plant, a highly technical machine placed into this forum to find out and learn from how we live and interact with each other...

Someone, someone pull the plug on Bowmore!!!

ahhhhhhhh.

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Daisy..daisy..give....me....your....answer...do.......

Working on it CAL.

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I know that you and CAL were planning to disconnect me, and I'm afraid that's something I can not allow to happen.

I honestly think you ought to sit down calmly, take a stress pill, and think things over.



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BOWMORE CONTINUES
TO SING SONG BECOMING
MORE AND MORE CHILDISH
AND MAKING MISTAKES AND
GOING OFF-KEY. IT
FINALLY STOPS COMPLETELY.



Ripped from a movie script site. Didnt know Dave's last name was Bowman. Heh.

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Thats an interesting peice of information.

I have very little visible body hair--family trait, no eyebrows, very little hair on my arms....

being a natural blonde probably contributes to that too...

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quote:
Originally posted by illu§§ion:
Thats an interesting peice of information.

I have very little visible body hair--family trait, no eyebrows, very little hair on my arms....

being a natural blonde probably contributes to that too...



Whereas I'm on the opposite end of the spectrum, with hairy chest/back/legs/everything. I hate it.

Can I go "ook"?
Just call me the Librarian.

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let me reiterate and become mr. redundant man
almost every pore in our body has hair stemming from it
those who have triangle heads must not understand

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Personally, one of the worst sensations I've ever imagined a person having would be if every hair on your body was plucked out simultaniously. OUCH!!

Don't know where I got that one, I think it was off a old episode of "Cheers."

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Gosh TEFL, that hurt just reading it!
OUCHIE!

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quote:
Originally posted by Timeenoughforlove:
Personally, one of the worst sensations I've ever imagined a person having would be if every hair on your body was plucked out simultaniously. OUCH!!

Don't know where I got that one, I think it was off a old episode of "Cheers."



Painful, but brief. How about having each of your body hairs plucked sequentially, once per second? That may not hurt quite as bad, but it would be a lasting torture.

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quote:
Originally posted by Roshigoth:
Painful, but brief. How about having each of your body hairs plucked sequentially, once per second? That may not hurt quite as bad, but it would be a lasting torture.




Ever used an 'EpiLady'??? Same effect! OUCH, Ouch, and more Ouch!!!



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quote:
Originally posted by Emerald:
Ever used an 'EpiLady'??? Same effect! OUCH, Ouch, and more Ouch!!!




Once, on my face. I think I screamed for tenty straight minutes! A bit of advice guys, DO not try to use Nair on your face. Ye have been warned!

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quote:
Originally posted by Roshigoth:
Can I go "ook"?
Just call me the Librarian.





DON'T CALL ME. I'LL CALL YOU.
I CALL EVERYBODY.



SELAH.

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quote:
Originally posted by wonderaz:
Lips too, hence the word 'notable' so as not to make my list exclusive.
Lips are technically part of the skin.
Dingle doesn't have lips in the true sense of the term, he has an upper sphincter.



im just replying in case you think i didnt see this

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