Registered: Jul 2000
Location: Los Angeles, Ca
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A word of advise...

When you hear your rib "pop", have her roll gently off you on the opposite side of your injury.

That is all...

CAL

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Registered: Sep 2000
Location: State of Denial
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another bad injury that ruins the whole sexual moment are legs cramps. I remember my ex getting them alot and yelling "Get off me now!" or maybe he just acted like that to get me off him.
Either way they suck and it ruins the whole mood!!



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Registered: Nov 2000
Location: Gehenna
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Originally posted by CAL:
When you hear your rib "pop", have her roll gently off you on the opposite side of your injury.

That is all...

CAL

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OUCH!!



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Registered: Aug 2000
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hell when ya hear a rib pop dureing sex just keep on a going and hope ya dont puncture a lung

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Location: Los Angeles, Ca
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It was late when I wrote that. See, as many know I "bruised" my ribs a couple of weeks ago and things were feeling alot better (I could breath without extreme pain). So, last night comes along. I got stood up for one date, Joey got me horny (long story), so I called another girl. She came over, we watched some movies and... well you know.

It didn't particularly ruin the evening, it was about the 3rd go around. But she asked what that popping noise was. With the sharp pain I thought my rib did puncture my lung... Like a good friend she left, something about having to go shopping this morning, after she took a shower and eating some poptarts!! All while I'm laying there clutching my chest, wheezing.

So I got up and posted, just in case someone else had the same experience.

My life sucks...

CAL

PS: I realize now title should read "advice".

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Registered: Jul 2000
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Shit! How big was this girl?

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another thing that ruins the mood is when you take a girl home, she sucks you off and its great, so you take off her panties to whatever and you find out she has a dick.

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Registered: Jul 2000
Location: Los Angeles, Ca
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She's actually very petite. I'm not a big guy, only 5'6". I think it was the whole position thing...

GnpGnop, it's your choice to be whatever you want and for us not to judge. You Go Girl!!

/me waves arms over head and snaps fingers

CAL

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Originally posted by CAL:

It didn't particularly ruin the evening, it was about the 3rd go around...

Like a good friend she left

My life sucks...

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If you fart, keep going. Don't stop, even if you can barely breath because of the stench.

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Originally posted by Goatboy:
Shit! How big was this girl?

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Originally posted by GnpGnop:
another thing that ruins the mood is when you take a girl home, she sucks you off and its great, so you take off her panties to whatever and you find out she has a dick.

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Originally posted by WastedPotential:
Ironic, considering GnpGnop is the resident shemale here.

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