Registered: Aug 2000
Location: Cambridge
Posts: 7113

My oath to you!

When you are sad...
I will get you drunk and help you plot revenge against the scum
sucking bastard who made you sad
When you are scared...
I will laugh at you and tease you about it every chance I get.
When you are worried...
I will tell you how much worse it could be and to quit complaining.
When you are confused...
I will use little words to explain it to your dumb Butt.
When you are lost...
I will answer my cell phone and give you directions.
When you are sick...
I will hold your hair while you pay homage to the porcelain god,
and hand you a paper towel to wipe your mouth.
When you fall...
I will point and laugh at your clumsy Butt.
This is my oath...
I pledge till the end.

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Registered: Jul 2000
Location: Sedona, Arizona
Posts: 19350

I just KNEW you would be there when the chips are down.
Now we all know that we can sally forth with reckless abandon because Caffiene will be there!!!!!!

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Registered: Jul 2000
Location: NH
Posts: 6086

This is why I avoid human contact.

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Registered: Jul 2000
Location: Bangor, ME
Posts: 10196

yeah i got this a while back, i giggled profusely

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Registered: Jul 2000
Location: my mother's bloody womb
Posts: 7183

quote:

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Originally posted by wonderaz:
I just KNEW you would be there when the chips are down.

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hey, not fair! paint chips already has karen to pick him up when he falls down.

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Registered: Dec 2000
Location: Las Vegas-ish
Posts: 70

*gets all teary eyed* If only I could find a man/woman like you...

--Lynda--

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Registered: Aug 2000
Location: Cambridge
Posts: 7113

Life is such.

quote:

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Originally posted by :lynda::
*gets all teary eyed* If only I could find a man/woman like you...

--Lynda--

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Registered: Aug 2000
Location: ...
Posts: 228

or such is life. you know...whichever

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Registered: Dec 2000
Location: Las Vegas-ish
Posts: 70

quote:

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Originally posted by exodus:
or such is life. you know...whichever

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Sense made both because dyslexic I am

--Lynda--


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Registered: Aug 2000
Location: Cambridge
Posts: 7113

No, I believe I said, life is such and LIFE IS SUCH I MEANT!

quote:

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Originally posted by exodus:
or such is life. you know...whichever

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Registered: Aug 2000
Location: Massachusetts
Posts: 2566

quote:

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Originally posted by Caffeine:

When you are confused...
I will use little words to explain it to your dumb Butt.

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Registered: Oct 2000
Location: Texas
Posts: 2593

quote:

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Originally posted by illu§§ion:
Hahahahha!!

promise??

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I love you too, dear Caf!
What a sentimental sweetheart Caf is.


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Here????? Now??????

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