Retroactive humor!

There were three guys sitting behind three Christians at a football
game.

The men decided to antagonize the Christians, to get them to
move. So the first one says to the others (loud enough for them ahead
to hear), "I think I want to move to California, there are only
100 Christians living there..." The second guy speaks up and says,

"I want to move to Washington, there are only 50 Christians living
there." The third guy speaks up and says,

"I want to move to Idaho, there are only 25 Christians living there..."

One of the Christians turns around and looks all three men in the eye
and calmly says,"Why don't you go to hell, there aren't any Christians
there



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Will accept plush toys as bribes.

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Originally posted by Caffeine:
"Why don't you go to hell, there aren't any Christians
there"

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In the spirit of Christianity, its a shame we can't throw you to the lions for posting that. I'd enjoy watching them violently ripping the appendages from your torn carcass.



[This message has been edited by Harlequinn (edited 12-09-2000).]

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I'd bribe them all with plush toys. Would you like one?

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Originally posted by Harlequinn:
In the spirit of Christianity, its a shame we can't throw you to the lions for posting that. I'd enjoy watching them violently ripping your appendages from your torn carcass.

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Only if it squeaks.

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I think that can be doable.

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Originally posted by Harlequinn:
[B]Only if it squeaks.

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