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Jettisoning the Pod

TT's Mind Field
Jettisoning the Pod

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08-31-2006 11:08 AM

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So you failed raising your kid. I suppose next you'll arrange for his crucifixion.

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Define fail. I am not familiar with this word that rolls of your tongue like semen.

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I've heard sugar cubes in the gas tank will do the trick.

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Ayup. They sure do.

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Congrats, TT. Now you get to experience him coming home after his freshman year and informing you that you don't know anything, your tastes are pedestrian and antiquated, and that he will grudgingly agree t enlighten you about how the world REALLY works.

At least, that's what I did to my folks after my first year. In retrospect, I am astounded that they didn't beat me with a baseball bat. I would have deserved it.

Seriously, though. Congratulations.

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Usually they start doing that as teens. You're a late bloomer, Tal.

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GODDAMMIT! I'm fucking tearing here. [p][p][p]

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Congrats, TT. Now you get to experience him coming home after his freshman year and informing you that you don't know anything, your tastes are pedestrian and antiquated, and that he will grudgingly agree t enlighten you about how the world REALLY works.

At least, that's what I did to my folks after my first year. In retrospect, I am astounded that they didn't beat me with a baseball bat. I would have deserved it.

Seriously, though. Congratulations.

Thanks, Tal. However, keep in mind that there is always that old standby called murder.

[spoiler] Nudge nudge, wink wink, know what I mean, know what I mean, say no more, say no more.

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GODDAMMIT! I'm fucking tearing here. [p][p][p]

Me too. Hysterical laughter does that.

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GODDAMMIT! I'm fucking tearing here. [p][p][p]

I think he means that his dildo was more than he could handle. He's obviously excited that your son has left the protection of your home.

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IT wasn't about my dil.....It was funny! Sometimes I wish my son would have been a drug dealer too. He keeps hitting me for gas money.

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SHEPHERDSTOWN, W.Va. (AP) A father and his two sons died Saturday in an apparent murder-suicide at a university, authorities said. Douglas W. Pennington, 49, shot sons Logan, 26, and Benjamin, 24, before shooting himself with a .38 caliber revolver on the Shepherd University campus, state police said. Both sons were were seniors at the university.

Police said the elder Pennington traveled to the campus to visit his sons, but offered no reason for the shootings. Witnesses said Pennington had not been arguing with his children before the shootings occurred.

The gunfire occurred about 2 p.m. in a parking lot, near residence halls on the campus' west side. The Penningtons were pronounced dead at local medical facilities.

"We are stunned to hear about this terrible tragedy," University President David Dunlop said in a statement. "Our thoughts and prayers are with the families of the victims."

University spokeswoman Valerie Owens described the campus as quieter than usual this weekend because many students have left for the Labor Day holiday. About one quarter of Shepherd's 4,000 students live in campus residence halls and apartments.

University counselors have been talking to students all afternoon and a formal counseling session on campus Saturday evening. Owens had no information on whether any students or faculty witnessed the shootings.

Shepherdstown is about 80 miles northwest of Washington, D.C., in eastern West Virginia.

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They were seniors. WTF? It wasn't about the money.......people are FUCKED!

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...people are FUCKED!

They are if they don't look like Skalie.

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They were seniors. WTF? It wasn't about the money.......people are FUCKED!

The sons were probably both coming back home to live, were gonna take a year off to get their shit together, and party on dad's knickel before looking for careers. This scared the shit out of the father so he drove to the school and he killed them on campus, and then shot himself.

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Or maybe the four years of college times two drained him and lost his house and everything...but he shouldn't have taken his boys with them.

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He probably just found out both were incestuous fudge-packers.

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