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My granddad called button whizzers "zoozackers". My sisters and I have been trying to find his old box of buttons for fourteen years.
I believe it is poke sallet.
Many good ideas in your post. Most kids these days are almost entirely sedentary.
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Poke Salad, foobs. It's growin all over the farm. The berries stain my arms purple late in the season when I brush against them goin down the fenceline on my tractor.
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Pokeweed
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I don't care what wikipedia says. It's poke salad to me.
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quote: Originally posted by Mugtoe
Poke Salad, foobs. It's growin all over the farm. The berries stain my arms purple late in the season when I brush against them goin down the fenceline on my tractor.
I guess it depends on who you grew up around.
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that's east Texas and Arkansas. they don't count
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Poke salad Annie/
a gator gotcher granny/
a chomp, a chomp chomp/
My kids are grown and flown, and so amuse themselves by being stupid in ways I didn't allow at home.
But, when they did live at home, one of their greatest sources of amusement and recreation was the small herd of goats I'd purchased when they'd made the mistake of complaining of boredom. heh I worked long shifts and a lot of extra days - plus took extra call, so wasn't around to see a whole lot of the antics, but I remember being highly amused by a frantic phonecall I took one afternoon.
"Dad," my son panted into the phone agitatedly, "what's the best way to Heimlich a goat."
"With a .22," was my immediate reply.
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i thought southerners prefered to amuse themselves with pigs. can't be too picky, i suppose.
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Cherry's in Oregon, and west Texas may technically be in the South, but just barely.
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ah, i see. hence the preference for goats.
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I'm sure that makes sense somehow, but I'm not sure what yer gettin at. When I think of caprine zoophilia I instinctively think of Alpine scenes and Lederhosen.
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yeah, but then again, pretty much any train of thought takes you to lederhosen.
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cuz that's what all the eurohomos are wearing.
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ah, you have some inside knowledge, apparently. you should blog about your experiences.
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At least one of Oxsan's kids amused himself by servicing the Highschool football team.
Young people today.
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we didn't have a football team at my high school. it was full of ABOMINATIONS
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ah, you have some inside knowledge, apparently. you should blog about your experiences.
OK. As long as you're OK with the details of our rendezvous being on the net. You're a fantastic bottom, btw.
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those dreams of yours are really getting out of hand, fubar.
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those dreams of yours are really getting out of hand, fubar.
But you don't seem to have a problem letting me act them out upon you, sweetheart.
Your rectal swelling will go down quickly once the stitches are removed.
Also, the pony send his regards.
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oxsan, I'm sure this is not the direction you meant for this to take. But dogcow seems to need to come out now. We should be supportive.
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hey, i'm just happy i didn't get killed.
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hey, i'm just happy i didn't get killed.
Pity that not all abortions are successful.
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