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Mordecai
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Cops get pot burgers

http://www.cnn.com/2006/LAW/11/07/p...s.ap/index.html

"It gives a whole new meaning to the word 'Whopper,"' the officers' attorney, Sam Bregman, said Monday.

hyuk.

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Pinecrika
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Ungreatful bastards. Free weed on their burger and they complain? Ingrates.

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quote:
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Ungreatful bastards. Free weed on their burger and they complain? Ingrates.

well it least you passed you last UA when is the next one?

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11/22/06 4:00 P.M. PST.

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I'd stay away from the Pot burgers. I take it you are on somekind of probation what ya do? heh

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Pinecrika
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What didn't I do....

It was a DUI reduced to reckless driving and supervised probation for two years. If I complete my drug and alcohol class I only get one year supervised probation.

Only two more group sessions left.

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damn, you must've actually paid money for your attorney

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Tefl
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Buddy of mine used to give cops his special "seed soup" every Tuesday. He'd save up his seeds and stems all week (and everyone else's) grind them up fine and mix them with the two bowls of soup these two certain cops would order. This same routine happened every week for well over a year. Eventually the cops did get a random drug test and got suspended.

And yes, those two assholes did have it coming.

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Fiend
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what's the point of putting seeds and stems in their soup? there can't be too much THC in them. was he concerned about their fiber intake?

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skalie
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The cops got suspended Fiend, that was the point.

( See that white van outside, Tefl? Don't answer the doorbell. )

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RiZZ
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i hope they whent and had there stomics pumped, that marijuana stuff kills ppl 5 times a day

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barbie_c73
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are you mistaking marijuana with crack or meth?

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im misstaking it for facetiously sarcasticisums

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You're mistaking it for words.

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Pinecrika
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quote:
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damn, you must've actually paid money for your attorney

No, public pretender. Whatcha gotta do is take your kids during the plea bargining and hop one up on sugar and don't feed the other one. The girl was running around, screaming, yelling and getting into the prosecuting attorneys stuff while the boy sat and bawled at the top of his lungs, disrupting court, meanwhile I tried to look remorseful for my crime and tried to make the kids behave(I didn't try that hard). In the end I think the PA felt sorry for me and just wanted to get me and my spawn the hell out of the courthouse.

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what's the point of putting seeds and stems in their soup? there can't be too much THC in them. was he concerned about their fiber intake?

The point was that he had already been popped by those cops and as he said, he wasn't letting those bastards have anymore of his bud. So, he gave them the leftovers from his and everyone else's bag. Low dose or not they failed their test so it was mission accomplished.

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