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aminal
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Bananas - The Athiests Nightmare!!!

http://thereallygoodnews.blogspot.c...-nightmare.html

wow.

really...

wow.

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FuhQall
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"pointed for ease of entry" why dammit, this could be all I needed to convert to his religion. Oh joy!

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Following his logic my penis should have five ridges, two on one side, three on the other.

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Pinecrika
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So that's who stole my crack pipe.

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Get drunk and be somebody.

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Cherry Yidaki
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quote:
Originally posted by Trenchant_Troll
Following his logic my penis should (insert extravagant exaggeration here).


Instead of looking like this, right (the real reason Ignatz likes him)?

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r1burden
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could all that said about a banana be the same for a DILDO,
hey GOD made Didos too....

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They prefer to be called "libruls," ok? Don't be so politically incorrect, r1. Sheesh.

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They prefer to be called "libruls," ok? Don't be so politically incorrect, r1. Sheesh.
that is funny right there I dont care who you are

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heh

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that is funny right there I dont care who you are

That's ok, we don't care who you are either.

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heh

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Instead of looking like this, right (the real reason Ignatz likes him)?


What the fuck IS THAT THING? It looks like a mole mated with the predator.

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Second that. What is that?


No, really...what the fuck is that?!

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It's a star nosed mole.

Dumbasses. Being the fact it lives underground, it needs no sight. It "sees" by those little pleasure nubs on it's snout.

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Trenchant_Troll
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"...by bypassing the intellect..." HAHAHAHA! That about says it all right there.

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It's a star nosed mole.

Dumbasses. Being the fact it lives underground, it needs no sight. It "sees" by those little pleasure nubs on it's snout.


I gather you have shot at and missed a few of those in your life, eh?

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I gather you have shot at and missed a few of those in your life, eh?

They are pretty small. Shoot them with anything much more powerful than a pellet gun, and they kinda of go to pieces on you.

They do, however, have the softest and densest fur you can find. Unfortunately, it takes about two hundred of the hides to make a decent coat.

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