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ignatz mouse
Mistress of Tranquility

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Happy Birthday Hello Mr. Asshole, Merry Fucking Paintmas!

Well, it's tomorrow, but you all might want to think about overnighting him some presents, pronto.

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SimpleSimon
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Constructing and sending mail bombs are felonious acts.

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ignatz mouse
Mistress of Tranquility

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Only if you get caught. I hear you're a wizard with a battery plate and C.O.D.

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Roshigoth
The Cheesemeister

Registered: Aug 2000
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But sending giant dildos is just funny.

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SimpleSimon
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Only if you get caught. I hear you're a wizard with a battery plate and C.O.D.

Sending lead plates at a snail's crawl isn't illegal, just obnoxious. Obnoxiousness is one of my greatest strengths.

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karen
aging hipster

Registered: Jul 2000
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I was a bit surprised that he didn't make his own thread this year. He normally makes one months in advance. You know... just in case we forget.

Happy early bday Brad.

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Talarohk
The Pedanticator

Registered: Feb 2003
Location: Oceanside, CA
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Merry Paintmas!

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Hawley Griffin
dog dicks LOL

Registered: Feb 2004
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http://stockroom.com/The-Mastronzo-...Plug-P2695.aspx

im tempted

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J E B Stuart
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Registered: Jul 2000
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Thumbs up

Paintipoomas, eh?

One paid-in-full year's subscription to Blueboy mag comin' right up.

Amen.

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CRSR
°Hits Moi!°

Registered: Jul 2000
Location: Montreal
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it's called CRSRs eve!

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karen
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make your own thread, canadian.

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Trenchant_Troll
ad hominid

Registered: Mar 2004
Location: USA
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I already gave him his fucking present, the bastard.

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Smug Git
Arrogance Personified

Registered: Aug 2001
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Happy birthday, paint. Nothing wrong with living with your mother and still not having graduated at your age. Not at all.

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Happy birthday, paint. Nothing wrong with living with your mother and still not having graduated at your age. Not at all.

Or living off the fruits of a much smarter and better paid spouse, for that matter.

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Smug Git
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She's not that much better paid. She is, however, much smarter. Such is marriage. One person is smarter, one person earns more. Meritocracy is satisfied if that is the same person.

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Hawley Griffin
dog dicks LOL

Registered: Feb 2004
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but in the end, its she that sucks your cock. so its pretty even

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Nutrimentia
plata o plomo

Registered: Sep 2000
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Paintmas is set to be a holiday in Japan next year, unless they nominate CRSR to the throne instead.

Happy bidet boys.

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Fiend
batshit crazy

Registered: Jul 2000
Location: Bangor, ME
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Happy Spawn Day you verbose bastid.

I didn't get you anything.

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Cockney_Rebel
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Registered: Nov 2003
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Happy Birthday, Brad. I know you probably loathe me, but that's ok.

Everybody does.

Have a good birthday, my friend. Many happy returns.

- ChavScum.

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Pass the CHiPs.

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Paint CHiPs
Viva Le Me

Registered: Jul 2000
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Merry Paintmas everybody!

I have a special Paintmas Present offer this year, since nobody ever gets me jack anyway.

If anybody sends me 50 bucks or a 50 dollar Amazon gift certificate (preferable) or something, I'll use that money to buy the PDM mods special Election gifts. I have a book in mind for each of them. I could theoretically use the money I won off TT on Tuesday to do that, but I already have a backlog of stuff to buy with that, and anyway, fuck them, I won that money fair and square.

If you're interested, my addy is my nickname (not cap intensive, no space) @gmail.com

Special 2006 Midterm Paintmas Present Special: The Gift That Keeps on Giving!!!

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If you're interested, my addy is my nickname (not cap intensive, no space) @gmail.com


Just to make sure, is that paintchips@gmail.com ?

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Paint CHiPs
Viva Le Me

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Dickwad.

On my birthday, too.

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Pinecrika
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But sending giant dildos is just funny.


Sending vacuum packed cat shit is even funnier.

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Pinecrika
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Your package will be sent as soon as kitty does her thing....

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