Large Filipino
Fuck me hard in my arse.
Registered: Feb 2004
Location: in colorado somewhere!
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How to stay away from cults
1) Tell them You want their blo hole.
2) Tell them to give you head and then maybe you'll think about it. Then say no.
3) Tell them you follow the words and wisdom of the Large Filipino.
4) Wear a shirt with the Large Filipino on it and carry a bust of the Large Filipino and bow to the bust wherever people gather.
5) When people ask you just WTF you are doing,say that they must join you.
6) Two hours sleep is all you need.
7) Nature trail mix is all your body needs.
8) The Large Filipino will guide you to most happiness.
9) Your family will not understand so fuck them.
10) Give me money.
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