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Large Filipino
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My letter to SANTA!

I wrote my letter early. Santa is my hero.

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Santa is coming. That gives me joy. It gives me even greater joy that Hawley will get a coal this year.

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EEEEEEEE!!!!! He wrote back!

SANTA RULES!!!

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that was a typo, he was going for FUCK YOU LF.

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Large Filipino
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NO! He's forever and always my friend!

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There is no Santa. He's just an illusion.

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Large Filipino
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That's not true.

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It's true. Grow up, you big fucking loon

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Santa Claus's letter is pretty fucking pervy.

Santa = big fat bearded perv.

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my letter to santa has ben answered
by sonja..

to be continued..................?

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Large Filipino
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Did you get laid?

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Pinecrika
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LF, you poor fella, I forgot to tell you I shot Santa last year. The fat fucker was fucking up my roof with his goddamn reindeer stomping on my shingles. After I shot 'im I killed his reindeer and put the meat in the freezer , then dumped Santa in a mine shaft. Iffin he would brought me an M-203 I wouldn't of kilt 'im . And his worthless, sleigh toting mammals.

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Crika, the Nietzsche of christmas.

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"i hope you won't be sad if i can't...."
i didn't realise Santa was such a defeatist. not a great foundation to start a church upon.

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LF, you poor fella, I forgot to tell you I shot Santa last year. The fat fucker was fucking up my roof with his goddamn reindeer stomping on my shingles. After I shot 'im I killed his reindeer and put the meat in the freezer , then dumped Santa in a mine shaft. Iffin he would brought me an M-203 I wouldn't of kilt 'im . And his worthless, sleigh toting mammals.

All of which means you have absolutely nothing to worry about, LF. Santa will be there on schedule.

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Large Filipino
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Yea. Cause he missed,huh.

Santa will be here! I know it!

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i wrote my letter to santa, i forgot at friend's house.. found it and posting now. she might get upset..

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My letter to SATAN!

Oops! I can't show you that one!

I've been such a naughty boy!

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