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Trenchant_Troll
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This is not a thread.

It is more of a sinew. And sinew clicked on it, you have to post something to make it worthwhile.

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rather interesting.

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Today is my last alcohol awareness meeting mandated by my probation officer.

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Oh deer.

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Lawyer argues sex with dead deer not crime
BY MARIA LOCKWOOD, SUPERIOR DAILY TELEGRAM,
Published Thursday, November 16, 2006
Prosecution of a Douglas County case involving alleged sexual contact with a dead deer may hinge on the legal definition of the word “animal.”

Bryan James Hathaway, 20, of Superior faces a misdemeanor charge of sexual gratification with an animal. He is accused of having sex with a dead deer he saw beside Stinson Avenue on Oct. 11.

A motion filed last week by his attorney, public defender Fredric Anderson, argued that because the deer was dead, it was not considered an animal and the charge should be dismissed.

“The statute does not prohibit one from having sex with a carcass,” Anderson wrote.

Judge Michael Lucci heard the motion Tuesday.

“I’m a little surprised this issue hasn’t been tackled before in another case,” Lucci said.

The Webster’s dictionary defines “animal” as “any of a kingdom of living beings,” Anderson said.

If you include carcasses in that definition, he said, “you really go down a slippery slope with absurd results.”

Anderson argued: When does a turkey cease to be an animal? When it is dead?

When it is wrapped in plastic packaging in the freezer? When it is served, fully cooked?

A judge should decide what the Legislature intended “animal” to mean in the statute, he said. “And the only clear point to draw the line in that definition, I believe, is the point of death.”

Assistant District Attorney James Boughner said the court can use a dictionary to determine the meaning of the word, but it doesn’t have to.

“The common and ordinary meaning of a word can be found in how people actually use the word,” Boughner wrote in his response to the motion.

When a person’s pet dog dies, he told Lucci, the person still refers to the dog as his or her dog, not a carcass.

“It stays a dog for some time,” Boughner said.

He referred to the criminal complaint, in which Hathaway told police he saw the dead deer in the ditch and moved it into the woods. Hathaway called it a dead deer, Boughner said, not a carcass.

“It did not lose its essence as a deer, an animal, when it died,” he said.

Anderson argued that the statute, which falls under the heading “crimes against sexual morality,” was meant to protect animals. That would be unnecessary in the case of a dead animal.

“If you look at the other crimes that are in this subsection, they all protect against something other than simply things we don’t like or things we find disgusting,” he said.

Other crimes in that subsection include incest, bigamy, public fornication and lewd and lascivious behavior.

Boughner said the focus of the statute was on punishing the human behavior, not protecting animals.

“It does not seem to draw a line between the living and the dead,” he said.

Interpreting the statute to exclude dead animals would also exclude freshly killed animals, Boughner said. That, he said, could lead to people who commit such acts with animals to kill them.

Lucci said he would render a decision by Hathaway’s next court appearance on Dec. 1.

The misdemeanor charge carries a maximum penalty of nine months in jail and a fine of up to $10,000. If convicted, Hathaway could serve a prison term of up to two years because of a previous conviction. In April 2005, Hathaway pleaded no contest to one felony charge of mistreatment of an animal for the shooting death of Bambrick, a 26-year-old horse, to have sex with the animal.



All-righty then.

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http://www.metacafe.com/watch/29891...y_dumb_burglar/

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quote:
Originally posted by Pinecrika
Today is my last alcohol awareness meeting mandated by my probation officer.


You weren't aware of alcohol before now? Man, you owe them big time.

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i will be making love 3 hours later. it's been what 2 months now.

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This is not a post.

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quote:
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i will be making love 3 hours later. it's been what 2 months now.



I didn't think goats were that hard to find in Turkey.

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There is nothing new under the sun.

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You weren't aware of alcohol before now? Man, you owe them big time.


I guess not.

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There is nothing new under the sun.


Then how do you explain New York?

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When I was a kid there was a story going around about a guy arrested for cruelty to animals when he showed up at a local clinic to be treated for rabies contracted while having sex with a raccoon. He beat the rap, however, since he was able to prove that the coon was dead at the time... heh

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quote:
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Then how do you explain New York?

New York is just Sodom and Gomorrah updated.
Need I cite Aydin as an example?

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quote:
When You See A Man Wearing A Seat Belt
He Is Either A Non-Believer
Or A Babe In Messiah/Christ Who Knows No Better
A True Disciple Of Messiah/Christ Continually Dwells In The Hands Of The Lord


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Copy of the Motion and Affidavit filed with the Nassau County, New York Courts, which present the initial case as to why the seat belt law is unconstitutional because it does not contain a religious exemption. The Motion presents the case from a case law perspective, a biblical perspective, a modern scientific perspective which demonstrates the serious flaws of the Darwinist model of Creation, and a first hand experience Mystical perspective that presents the case from a spiritual perspective.


http://ebionite.com/seatbelt.htm

Makes me wonder, though, if it were within God's abilities to have you die in an accident without a seatbelt on, how then is it beyond His abilities to have you die in an accident in which you were wearing a seatbelt? Sounds like they don't really have all that much faith in Him after all.

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quote:
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New York is just Sodom and Gomorrah updated.



sodom to my ass, gomore to my dick.
i'm gonna eat a twink.

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quote:
Originally posted by willimo
http://ebionite.com/seatbelt.htm

Makes me wonder, though, if it were within God's abilities to have you die in an accident without a seatbelt on, how then is it beyond His abilities to have you die in an accident in which you were wearing a seatbelt? Sounds like they don't really have all that much faith in Him after all.

An excellent point. I suppose the idea is not so much that you can thwart the will of God by wearing a seatbelt (Duralast brand--we made a belt so strong even God can't break it!), but rather that wearing the seatbelt reflects a lack of faith in God's willingness to protect you.

I've always sort of felt the same way about those who insist on burial of the intact body, in anticipation of the resurrection of the dead. If God can manage to bring me back to life and restore my body, why would I think that God would be stymied by the fact that I've had an autopsy, or even that I was cremated?

Of course, it's none of my business how other people choose to be buried, or why, and pointing out religiously-based inconsistencies is a never-ending path. I've certainly got plenty of my own.

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But it is your business that people don't wear their seatbelts (assuming you drive a car); not doing so drives car insurance rates up for everyone (as do "punative damages" that insurance companies pay on behalf of their insured, and in turn spread that cost around among others who have a policy with that company. But that's another story).

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quote:
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http://ebionite.com/seatbelt.htm

Makes me wonder, though, if it were within God's abilities to have you die in an accident without a seatbelt on, how then is it beyond His abilities to have you die in an accident in which you were wearing a seatbelt? Sounds like they don't really have all that much faith in Him after all.



Iv'e always hated that belief. that fate gods will nonsense. it takes the responsibility for people's own lives out of their hands.And makes them complacent in how they act.

I've been to funerals where the preacher got up and said something like "we don't know why the lord wanted to bring him home at this time,he works in mysterious ways'. So does shitty diet and chain smoking.

What a sick belief. I stayed with my grandmother when she had pancreatic cancer. She was religious and her preacher would come by and tell her it was all gods plan. This as she rolled on the couch from pain that the strongest pills couldn't stop. At the end she couldn't even make it to the bathroom. What a sadist of a god concept.

The preacher was a nice guy,i'm not bashing him,he did take the time out of his day to show up. I just hate the idea.

Take responsibility for your own life or die..sooner

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My friend's mom was a holy roller and prayed to god to get skinny (she was quite large) and lo and behold, she got skinny. Too bad it was the cancer. By the time she found out it was the cancer making her skinny and not the great god almighty, the cancer had spread so bad she died two weeks later.

I miss her, other than the holy roller bit, Donna was a very nice lady. Every time I'd go to visit she'd tell me I was skinny and needed to eat so she would cook me and anyone else hanging out something. No wonder all the stoners liked to hang out at Dave's. Free munchies.

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She sold her soul for skinny

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