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Pinecrika
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Cocoa (processed with alkali)

So what the fuck is alkali and what is the "process"?

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Alkali is a base. It's used to reduce the acidity of the cocoa.

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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alkali

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Thanks. My question has been answered.

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Do your own homework next time.

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www.google.com

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Do your own homework next time.

Why? It takes less of my time to post my question here and let someone else who is bored enough to do my scut work and I get the bonus of smartassed remarks that give me a chuckle.

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quote:
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Why? It takes less of my time to post my question here and let someone else who is bored enough to do my scut work and I get the bonus of smartassed remarks that give me a chuckle.

It ain't scut work if you already know the answer.
That way I get to feel superior to the google/wiki people whose breadth of knowledge extends not far from their keyboards.

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So they put metal in our cocoa?
And this is oh kay?
WHAT HAVE WE BECOME?

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Those tracking devices the government wants us to use I bet would be made from alkali in our cocoa.

There's no stopping them.

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Alkali in your water will give you the shits, but good.

Also, if you ever get a chance to watch a lightning storm over some alkali flats, it's pretty cool. The strikes throw up plumes of white powder that look like little atomic bomb mushroom clouds.

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The white crusty shit is alkali salts leached out of the ground.

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That is evil.

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