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SimpleSimon
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It's that day again.

Well, here we are again. My favorite metrosexual, pretend playa, former Saffer artiste` is another year older.

HB, Avondale, you pale, androgynous african-american.

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Hahaha. I can never get over him being African-American. Happy Birthday, 999.

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Talarohk
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Huzzah! May you have 999 more.

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Avondale is my friend. I haven't been at My Space in a while,but I'll post something soon.
Happy Birthday !

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Pinecrika
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Avondale is a negro? Ya learn sumptn' new every day. My hillbilly ass missed that. I'm sure Troll will mention I miss everything but that's neither here nor there.

Happy birthday Avondale.

P.S. If you ever come bow hunting with me and the guys, we'll save on brown face paint. Us whitey rednecks use tons of the stuff 'cause we get, well, white in the winter and stick out like high school peckers at prom night in the woods.

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Mordecai
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He's from south africa, but he's so white I look negro by comparison.

Happy birthday Av.

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have a good one ....

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Pinecrika
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quote:
Originally posted by Mordecai
He's from south africa, but he's so white I look negro by comparison.

Happy birthday Av.

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Oh. Well fuck him. he can buy his own brown facepaint.

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avondale is a male? i always confused his posts with euphorbia's =)

happy birthday avon. to many more years to come

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There should be a comic called Avondale in Wonderland. Happy birthday.

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FuhQall
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In the old South Africa, you needed to kill yerself 3 kaffers and dry em out real good, then grind them down into a fine powder, mixed with olive oil or petroleum jelly in order to get brown face paint.

Not being from South Africa often confuses people, they get the ratio wrong and use far less kaffer than needed, not entirely wasted though, it substitutes as fake-tan ok.

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Cherry Yidaki
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Avondale is human? I got the impression he was that little Martian dude off Bugs Bunny who's basically a centurion's helmet with hands and feet.

Well hush my mouf with a buttered biscuit.

Happy Brithday to you, stinkfinger.

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Roshigoth
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Happy birthday, Avondale.

You should sue the troll for copyright infringement.
Oh, wait... did you sign that over too?

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Hawley Griffin
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fork in ass nigger nigger nigger

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quote:
Originally posted by Roshigoth
Happy birthday, Avondale.

You should sue the troll for copyright infringement.
Oh, wait... did you sign that over too?

He sure did. Seether owns that image.

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Seether does indeed own that image. And every time i drive around in my brand new car that i bought with the money they paid me, I think "wow, i have no regrets about that whatsoever."

anyway, thanks a ton for all the birthday wishes guys!

and TT, the "artwork by: unknown" line was a nice little touch.

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999

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Pinecrika
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999 beats my 666.

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quote:
Originally posted by Avondale
Seether does indeed own that image. And every time i drive around in my brand new car that i bought with the money they paid me, I think "wow, i have no regrets about that whatsoever."

They still make Yugos? Who knew?

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