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Large Flip made a blog post about how he searched for something and got consumed reading old threads. Well I tried it too just to see what he was reading that was so interesting, and I ended up here in the Philly Pissup Pissoff forum, and I started browsing pics and reminiscing and 3 hours later I realize LF was right, this shit is intriguing even the 2nd time around.

I've gone through damn near eery thread in this forum, I fixed many picture threads, read all the replies, and i've had fun remembering the damn good time that was Philly.

One thing that bugged me though is my lack of replies or feedback regarding the pissup. This was honestly a highlight of my life, one of the best times i've ever had, and I had seemingly little to say about it. Actually I was surprised at how little anyone had to say, really.

Now i'll say generally, in retrospect, I wish I had sustained a better level of coherence. Yes I realize I drank too much, pretty much constantly, and i'm the butt of jokes, and I acted the fool for at least my fair share, and I have a very limited memory of what went on the whole weekend. If I could do it over I don't think i'd drink so much, but i'm also not sure if i'd have as much fun if I didn't drink so much. I will say though, that in retrospect, i'm embarassed. I'm always the "funny drunk guy" at any gathering, and by my own doing, and it's never pleasant to look back on experiences where you played the village idiot.

I also realize there are people i'm forgetting below, and I apologize in advance. But since i never really did it back then, i'm going to tell everyone now what i thought, and my impressions of them, 4 1/2 years later. I also realize that many of these people no longer frequent The Asylum, but that's not going to stop me from talking about them. This probably seems out of the blue, basicaly because it is.

All in all, I had an excellent time and wouldn't trade it for the world. ILook, i'm all pumped up for another pissup now.



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PMG, I honestly miss you, and I wish you'd stop impeding my access to you by not coming around anymore bitch. I had a great time with you, and there's a checkbox next to your name on my "Asylum Whores to Kiss" list.

Chantrea, you're very pretty, and i don't think we really got to know each other, and I regret that. You're one of the "usetoposthere" people who disappeared, and I think you should come back.

Bellagirl, from the sound of it I owe you an apology. I am truly sorry that we didn't get better aquainted, and please don't think I had any intention of insulting and/or ignoring you, i'm very sorry for the way things went and in retrospect I wish I would have gotten to know you better.

Joeycat, you'e just plain great. i have memories of not being the best role model for your daughter, and i'm sorry for that, but I relly enjoyed meeting you and will 'NEVAR FORGET!!!!!11ONE'

Paint CHiPs, I didnt interact with you as much as I wish I would have. Sure we bar hopped and had a few drinks, but I didn't leave with the impression that I had gotten to know you at all. I regret that. I know you took/take a lot of shit, and I think you take it pretty well in stride and realize it's just par for the course, but really you're awesome pretty much across the board.

Fiend, ditto on what I just said above. I think we were probably all too fucked up to really care much about meeting and greeting anyone else. Your night in the tank is highlighted in Asylum history though, i'll never forget that.

Oracular Jinx, yes, I have a small cock, and i'm sorry. Theres not much I can do about it, but you also have a very big pussy which exasperated the situation. (i'm just kidding xoxox) But on a serious note, I definitely did enjoy meeting you and spending time with you. I remember the sex shop escapade very well, and it's a fond Philly memory. I don't regret a thing, and I definitely really enjoyed hanging with you. Good times in Philly. You're checked off my kiss list also.

Lunacy/Nymbus, where the hell did you go!?!! Come back!!! I had a great time with you jen and I miss you, post more! You're checked off the list also. After reading these threads i think it's great that you think i'm cute when i blush, actually i think it's great when anyone think's i'm cute at any time, but yea thanks. I love your sense of humor and I think you're cute when you have an 18in black dildo poking your bladder.

Mord, you cracked me up the whole trip. I thought you were pretty damn cool, and yes I remember much of you. I don't think we really bonded on any level, but most of our drinking was done in unison and you're just funny and witty and hot.

CzEcH rEcK, youre my fuckig twin brother man. I hope you get your legal problems sorted out, because I want to party with you again cowboy. I don't care what you say, my skinny ass drank you under the table, but I loved hanging with you, I loved our drunken adventures in the middle of the night in some city neither of us was familiar with, I truly enjoyed hanging with you and I wish you the best. Honestly, i'd say that (for me) philly wouldn't have been the same if you werent there.

pj, I appreciate your knowledge of sports besides soccer, and you're the only limey who actually looks american. Other than that we didn't really connect.

urbanjunkie, I remember hanging out, I remember having breakfast, but I don't think we ever really connected. That was surely my loss, and i'm sorry I didn't take advantage of your trip to america and get to know you better.

phil, you're just plain awesome. I think we're alot alike you and me, as far as attitued and temper go, I really enjoyed hanging with you, even though you go to bed at like 10pm like a fucking sissy.

Indigo, you're so damn cute I can't get over you, and i'm really sorry you don't post here anymore. You have the sweetest smile and the funnest personality, you're just so bubbly and generally likeable, and honestly, I think i'm in love with you. Please come back.

lucas, by all accounts youre just damn cool. We didn't really get to know each other, but I did see your cock with a railroad spike nailed through it, that was a pleasure.

phorb, you're like a tomboy i want to bang. (do chicks take that as a compliment? because it's meant as one) I remember getting in the elevator, and glancing over at you, and thinking "hmmm, I think I know this chick", then I noticed the Asylum t-shirt and it clicked, and there was an awkward moment there whre we both kinda realized who each other was. That's great, I may have been blitzed most of the trip but that's the kind of personal experience I won't forget. Ive tried to give you a hard time in the past, but thats because I think me and you are polar opposites, and opposites attract. I really miss you and wish you'd post more, and I hope you've never taken anything i've said too harshly. Meeting you in person was definitely a highlight, and I know you had your kids and coulndt hang out all night like the rest of us, but it was surely a pleasure, and I miss you.

nute, the thing I remember about you most is the worst part of the trip, laying on benches in the skyway at the airport trying to sleep off our massive hangovers. I'm really happy to have met you, you're a really fun guy and I always smile when I see you in the pictures, i'm not sure why maybe I want to fuck you. I think youre also on top of things, the action is always happening in your vicinity and you're always in on something, taking great picures.

smug, you and your refusal to drink beer that costs less than $4/bottle. Bud light isn't bad, and after a dozen you don't know the difference. Christ how much did you spend on Corona? You're another whom I wish I had gotten to know better, I think we had a good time but I also think I came across as a drunken sod, which is pretty accurate. I also think I got a kiss from you, on the lips. That's a plus. Also i'll note that, even though i'm sure you got a pretty good buzz, you're the type of person who always appears calm and collected and sober no matter what. I'm disappointed that you didn't say fuckit and let your hair down.

goat, you're nothing like i expected and everything that i expected all at once. I love your sense of humor, and I love that you slept naked with your brother, in front of everyone. That's very hot.

bnb, do you practice being so cool? You're one of the coolest, mellowest guys I know (and we know where that comes from), but you're also a dirty hippy, so even though I like you just fine I can't support dirty hippies. I'm sorry.

tack, the coolest thing I saw all weekend was you showing up with an afro and a PPD jacket. I know there was controversy and all over whether you should come or not, but i'm glad you did and i'm glad to have met you. You're also shy, which is cute, but I also saw you open up a bit, which was cool. Come back Tack! I also want to fuck your ass.

MstrG, i'd felt like i'd known you for many years, and it was nice to put a face with your tag. I'll admit I was a little reserved about meeting you, I think because of our age difference more than anything, but you definitely proved you can party with the youngins. It was a blast, I had a lot of fun with you. One moment in particular that stood out is when you broke out the SM gear at the hotel, i'll never forget that.

JEB, theres something about your stature, and your look, and your personality that just demands respect. Of everyone I met I may be happiest to have met you, you're such a kind and giving person, you're charming and you're funny, and you're a fellow child of the tall tree, and I absolutely love your accent. It's also very cool that you came all the way from vegas just to hang with us for a few hours. You're just like a huge teddy bear and I can't help but to love you, and I want to have your baby.

Opus, COME BACK!!!! Seriously, I was surprised and impressed that you showed up, and i think alot of people were, then you disappeared. Come back, you're great! I loved hanging out with you it was truly a good time.

Rabble, I think you may have been on my unintentional ignore list also. I do remember meeting you at least, but that's about it. I just want to apologize for that, and for hijacking our hotel room (which was paints doing btw). But I certainly didn't intend to offend or hurt your feelings, and i'm sorry if I did.

Erinity, I think I may owe you the biggest apology of all. I believe I said some things about your weight, that you overheard (or was that in chat? doesnt matter really I did it). Sadly, I don't think i've ever owned up to it, but I was truly out of line, and I am honestly sorry from the bottom of my heart. Your a great person, and everything I remember about you indicates that. I don't think you come around here much anymore, but I do hope you find this.

Spaceboy, you're a riot. Or at least you were until you started chain-heaving all night long. Sorry man that's pretty much all I remember of you, you hung at the hotel and got shitfaced because you were too young to go out.

Vyper, i'm sorry but I only remember a brief encounter with you. Am I wrong or did you show up late (after everyone had had their fair share of booze)? Please don't take offense that that's all I remember, l am as honored to have met you as anyone, and I can only apologize for my inebriation and that I was too drunk to spend some time getting to know you.

Splat, last I heard you and phorbie split ways, which is good news for me. Phorb have I told you how much I love you yet? But seriously, you were pretty cool, and the bald head made you look badder than you really are jfwy


Edit: this was originally posted in the Philly Pissup forum, but it occurred to me that nobody will ever see it there, so move to TLF

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sucks i missed that one

edit: on on another note Nute will be in DC next year I think. A pissup is needed.

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Dingle's on meth. I've never seen that much text in any of his other posts.

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Hawley, you are one of the coolest persons ive ever met, and i really mean it man. in a way you are like cancer, because every time i think about you i feel an urge to rub my prostate to check if everything is all right. and with you, it always is. i love you man!

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My memory of that weekend is so incredibly spotty. I remember some things vividly, and entire swaths not at all. What I do remember is almost a bunch of random unconnected stuff--like with no arc of "how the weekend went" but totally episodic spats of this and that.

I remember, for instance, sobering up in some strange part of a strange city (Philly), with no idea where I was or even where I was going. I remember walking through a hospital, walking miles and miles, asking cops for directions twice, asking to use like two store phones and then remembering I had nobody's number on me, etc. I finally got back to the hotel somehow like four hours later, and everybody bitched about how much my feet stank for the next three days (pj is still bitching about it). I was fine the next day, but the day after I woke up and my legs were so sore I felt like James Caan in Mistery. We were in some seedy motel by then, and I woke up in a room with like Mord and PMG, and I asked Mord (half-kidding) if he had raped me in the night or something because my ass was KILLING me (not the hole part, the muscle part), and he kind of scratched his head and said "I don't think so."

The day before I also remember coming out of the hotel, relating my wanderings of the night before, meeting JEB, having Czech chase me around, and then us trying to piece together what happened to Fiend. I remember saying "Well, he's probably in a drunk tank somewhere--he'll turn up, let's go drinking" and Dingle said "Dude. I can't go drinking with Fiend out there somewhere. What if he's like dead or some shit?" And I stood there puzzled, because I guess I'd gotten drunk with Fiend enough times that it hadn't even occurred to me that he might be anywhere else but a drunk tank. Shortly thereafter he materialized and just kind of shrugged and we did, indeed, go out drinking.

I think a bit later he threw up on euphorbia in some resteraunt and PMG made him take his clothes off.

All kinds of other shit, including buying beer with tack at the command of a bunch of crazy Korean grocers who wouldn't sell me more than a case of beer unless the 15 year old kid with me bought some too, Nute screaming his head off at me and then Fiend in some bar somewhere that cut me off, and a bunch of other random stuff. I didn't remember that half of those people you listed were there until you just mentioned them.

Good times.

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I'll be the designated driver at the next one.

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Ah, thanks for reminding me of the great big pissup that I totally missed. I wished I'd gone then, I still wish I could've gone.

Then again, that was during my stalk-Chantrea days, so I'd have probably just spent the whole time drooling over her and ruining her fun, so... yeah.

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Does everyone want to have JEB's baby?

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Philly was cool. Although I somehow didn't get to meet Bellagirl.

I spent a hundred bucks on corona that day, Dingle. And yes, we did have a good time. I don't remember a kiss, however. Thank Christ.

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Also, if Nute comes to DC, I'll head down there if I can. It's a long drive but I ought to go there more often seeing as how my brother lives just outside it.

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T'was a good time. Steph still remembers Paint taking her around Dave and Busters to play video games. She also remembers beating the pants off of him! I think a good time was had by all, even though I "intimidated" Mord. I'd do it again.

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I think a bit later he threw up on euphorbia in some resteraunt and PMG made him take his clothes off.

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I spent a hundred bucks on corona that day, Dingle. And yes, we did have a good time. I don't remember a kiss, however. Thank Christ.

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I spent a hundred bucks on corona that day, Dingle. And yes, we did have a good time. I don't remember a kiss, however. Thank Christ.

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Philly was a high point in my life as well. Fortunately for me I had professional obligations that prevented me from getting as fucked up as many others did.

The first night was pretty tame and I had a great time just me, dingle, smug, and goatboy at Anthony's Pub. I too was surprised at how easy smug and goatboy confessed to their incestuality. What can you expect in Philly, I guess.

I think it's funny that PaintCHiPs still tries to blame his feet for that stench.

I deserve credit for stopping Czech from pounding that barman, who's only crime was not stepping to Czech's beckon fast enough. Well, that and not being able to understand a focking word.

The drive to the airport was perhaps the scariest drive I've ever had. We had to go through some construction zones and fiend decided to clean the car by scraping the dirt off it with the concrete dividers, or something. I'm a terrible backseat driver (a result of several accidents that were entirely out of my hands, which has made me extremely sensitive to being in as much control as possible in a vehicle) and I tried hard not to comment, but I did have to urge fiend to try harder to stay between the painted lines. We made it though.

I don't remember snoring at the airport. Dingle lies and tries to blame others.

Dave and Buster's was fun, maybe. Actually, it sucked. It was cool that we were all together and I'm glad to have meet Steph and Joeycat, but waiting that long was shitty. Once we got settled it was fun. Plus I got to peek down Indigo's shirt all night.

I wish I'd had more time to talk to phorbie.

Phil's bawling was a highlight

UJ sleeping in the bathtub (or was it the closet) was memorable. Since I can't remember the detail, maybe it wasn't *that* memorable.

I felt like I let the limeys down when we roused them from bed and hit the streets after the bars had closed and then failed to score either a party or a package. All I can say it that is wasn't my fucking town.

Opus's appearance was boss.

I thoroughly thoroughly enjoyed that weekend, and as far as weekends go, it's about as good as I've ever had. In fact, I think it is the best weekend I ever had.

I'll likely be in Minneapolis next year (waiting on conference confirmation). I intend to hit this conference every year, with DC in 2008 and LA in 2009. Always late May/Early June. Let's see if we can make it happen again, eh?

And yes, I fucking rule for taking so many pictures.

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i hardly slept on my trip to the USA. one of the reasons why i was a mute/zombie/quiet limey, lost amongst all the big time personalities. i have a number of regrets concerning the trip. shame really, maybe next time.

I remember sleeping in the bathtub, and then some berk puked up over MY bathtub floor and proceeded to sleep there, meaning i had to find a new hovel to lay my head......hence the closet. like fuck i got any sleep.

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HaHa. I remember getting ready to go to Philly. Renting a car and driving my ass down to the states to carpool with Mstr G, who was a great deal of fun (even saw him and his other a couple of years later!). The thought crossed my mind that I might very well die, jumping into a car with a dominator who is about old enough to be my father. I had devised an incredible scheme to let people know the license plate of the car I was going to be in, just in case, but decided that was stupid about two minutes after I met him, and off we went. That was probably the last clear memory of the entire weekend. I got to meet PMG (who, at that point, was a buddy and is still the person who got me to come here in the first place). Next we met up with Mord and BNB. Those boys definitely rocked my world. I had a lot of fun hanging out with them. I remember meeting some of the UK clan and a few more of the boys. It was all Dingle's fault I acutally started to like drinking pisswater american LIGHT beer, and indeed, the sex shop was hilarious, and I doubt it would have been more fun with anyone else at the asylum. By the time Saturday night rolled around, I was too wasted to know my name. I have blurry memories of Dave and Busters, and basically teaching Steph why alcohol in mass quantities is bad. I'm sure she just wrote me off as a drunken baffoon. I was so happy when Indigo showed up. Recently we had started talking more and stuff... you remember... back in the day when chat was cool. She was funnier in person than online, and way cuter (since when can funny people be cute too?!?!). I clearly remember people waking me up, me asking what time it was, and them saying nine. Then me finding out it was the next morning and I had to pack in about fifteen minutes. I remember G driving my ass most of the way to the border, and me having to rest for coffee before I started to hit the road. God only knows how I made it to the border. And when I got there, I got pulled over. I had to dump my belongings out of the bags which were haphazardly packed at best. Apparently my story about meeting a bunch of internet freaks and heading down to Philly was interesting enough that they asked me more about it. Since I wasn't a druggy hauling a stash over, though, they let me go. I drove about 130-140 km/hr all the way home... and shared my stories with my friends who had also had a drunken weekend participating in the "Beer Olympics" at the Kremlin. Fortunately, some of them thought like me, and in order to lose the hangover, we went out and had a couple of beers. It was a good call because it worked.

I definitely won the drukest female award. Yes, I was a baffoon, and maybe if we did it again, I would try NOT passing out, but I don't think I would have changed anything. What I did learn is that the saying is true. You will sleep with one of us eventually.

What a scary thought.

I hope we can do the bigass pissup thing again. Maybe this time a bit closer to home. Oh, and by the way, I'm in Missouri now, so, like, make it somewhere in the middle of the US, would you?!

Edit: I also clearly remember meeting PJ, but not talking to him a lot, I remember Jeb was way taller than I imagined, Fiend was way paler than I could have imagined (although I think that had to do with alcohol comsumption and a cold hard slab of concrete to sleep on), and Paint was a lot more of a hippy than I had expected - also cuter than I thought he'd be. Channy was more shy than I thought she'd be, and Erinity was exactly how I pictured her. 4B and her man were really down to earth people. I wasn't really sure she'd be nice (I thought she'd be a real bitch in person, but I was happily surprised that she wasn't at all).
Muah!

PS: What the fuck? was that really that long ago? God, I'm getting old.

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Didn't mad lucas get his penis pierced on Saturday? Or am I making up fake memories? edit: ah, indeed he did.

Wait, 4B and Splat aren't together?! When the heck did that happen? I hope she got to keep the snakey.

and nute was quieter than I pictured, and joey was very nice to me despite the fact that I could barely form sentences by the time I met her... God, I really have to remember to drink less next time... or not smoke. One or the other.

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You all need to have a West Coast meeting, like in Seattle or Portland.

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