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Thanksgiving means
Rememberance that those Indians were nice to them Honkeys.
that you will ghet fat today.
that you must go to a goddamm inlaw party.
FUCK YOU GODDAMMIT!!!
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Large Filipino
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Registered: Feb 2004
Location: in colorado somewhere!
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Made my day

This staff person I work with talks about her daughter and child pretty often. She had stopped by to visit with her baby in the past and all that. I've known her almost a year now and seems interesting. Two days ago she brought pictures of her daughter,baby and husband and I'm just staring at the husband cause I'm looking at my goddamm cousin! They're all gonna be there at that goddamm inlaw Thanksgiving huge Mexican gathering mutherfucker.
What are the chances? Were practically related! Well that's at least one little thing I'm gonna look foward to.
Overall I'm gonna dread today. OK. Smile a lot,look interested,don't hog out,mingle with all the guys. Goddammit.

Happy Thanksgiving and all that muther fucking whatever shit dawg.

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Roshigoth
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Registered: Aug 2000
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I'm alone this thanksgiving. I can't remember the last time I was alone on thanksgiving.

I probably won't even have anything special to eat. Just enjoy the day off.

Happy thanksgiving. Enjoy your inlaw party.

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Cherry Yidaki
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Registered: Sep 2006
Location: St Maries, ID
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The kids can't make it home for this one. I have to work tomorrow, so we can't boogie to any relative's. Couldn't find any single people who needed an invite, as we usually do. So, iIt's how we started all those years ago - just me and the old lady.

Turkey, spuds, salads, pie. Store-bought this time, though. heh

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Registered: Jan 2001
Location: Zion
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Re: Made my day

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Originally posted by Large Filipino
They're all gonna be there at that goddamm inlaw Thanksgiving huge Mexican gathering mutherfucker.



Is there enough room or are some of you going to have to park on the neighbor's lawn?


I'll be headed over to dad's house. He lives about 10 doors down from me. At 36, I'm still his baby boy and he always tries to get me to come spend the night on the eve of Thanksgiving and Christmas. Since the eve of Thanksgiving is spent at the store getting ready for the blitz of Black Friday, I decline that day. Christmas eve is usually spent there, though.

I hope all of you have a nice Thanksgiving!

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Registered: Mar 2004
Location: Still Orygun
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Florida! Florida! Florida! Goodbye cold rain, hello 80 degrees and sunny!

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Large Filipino
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I'm back. Yes,neighbors were mad about the cars. But we told them the grass will grow back so shut the fuck up cause arguing today is not a good thing for we're celebrating the Indian generosity day today and look what Honkeys did back and since most of my family there are Mexicans then we didn't do the crime,see?

It was cool overall. I ate food,had some laughs,talked the shit,then we're home now.
Wifey's cooking up our grub,and at 2 in the Morning we're going to Circut City cause they got this 99 dollar lap top with a DVD burner,dawgs. And a 69 dollar flat screen. But most important of all,they got a 10 dollar Idog! They better move out of my fucking way.

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Registered: Jan 2001
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I had to go in to my store for an hour today. I drove past the Best Buy at 2:30 p.m. and there were already tents set up for people to sleep out in. What the fuck is wrong with people??

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Large Filipino
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Dude. When your buying a 600 hundred dollar(retail) laptop for 99 dollars,that's like sleeping on the street for 500 clams.
This is like the only chance for people to get high end stuff. And I be poor. So there I am.
...and it's exhilirating as well.
...Santa will be pleased.

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Registered: Apr 2004
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Welcome back, we need more commies here. Even Paint has started referring to himself as a conservative.

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Large Filipino
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But Santa says we must shop to please our children!
I must do this,for Santa is my Lord and Savior goddammit.

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Happy Thanksgiving!

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(hahahahahaha!!! I thought you would say something else. )

You too!

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