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Proud as a Peacock: internet nut case

“O my Sound-minded Children, a Spiritual COWARD is a Person who is Afraid to Study any Truth that might Prove his or her Beliefs to be WRong; but, a Brave Person will Investigate the Subject for the Whole Truth; and then, after he or she has Found it within a Profitable Swangkee TRUTH-brary, as Opposed to the Deceptive Public LIE-brary, he or she will take a Stand for what is Right and Good for all People, Worldwide: because all Honest People are simply Different Members of the same Body of Believers, even if they have been Greatly Deceived by some Tale of Lies during the Past: because, when they at Last Learn the Whole Truth, they will Gladly Accept it, no matter what they Look like, no matter where they Live, no matter how Intelligent they are, and no matter what Truth that they might have Previously Believed! After all, any Person who has Built his or her House of Love on the Solid Bedrock of Divine Truth has nothing to Fear: because he or she can Easily Defend him or herself with the Sword of Truth; but, any Person who has built his or her House of Hate on the Shifting Sand Dunes of Worldly Philosophies has much to Fear: because any little Wind could Easily Blow that Person Away!” The Master Farmer and Supreme Ruler"

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This guy must somehow be related to the TIME CUBE freak.

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Personally having had experience with peacocks, I can tell you they're almost as stupid as turkeys, which is saying something.

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They're a fuck of a lot louder than turkeys, too.

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Peacocks in some places were actually used as alarms because they put up such a racket when they feel intruded upon. So yes, they're terribly fucking noisy too.

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aren't domesticated turkeys supposed to be the most retarded animals alive?

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quote:
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Personally having had experience with peacocks, I can tell you they're almost as stupid as turkeys, which is saying something.


Turkeys are way smarter than deer. And BestBuy employees.

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What is with the odd thing where nutters capitalize strange words?

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quote:
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Turkeys are way smarter than deer. And BestBuy employees.

Wild turkeys, yes. They're pretty canny birds. The domestic kind though, are indeed stupid enough to demonstrate the old story about being so stupid as to drown in a rainstorm.
And I'd rate Best Buy employees above Wal-Mart employees.

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quote:
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What is with the odd thing where nutters capitalize strange words?

I think it's related to the practice of no spaces after commas and periods and long posts with no paragraphs.

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quote:
Originally posted by Rokkr
Wild turkeys, yes. They're pretty canny birds. The domestic kind though, are indeed stupid enough to demonstrate the old story about being so stupid as to drown in a rainstorm.
And I'd rate Best Buy employees above Wal-Mart employees.



I always think of 'turkeys' as 'wild turkeys'. There's quite a lot of them around here.

Where there's a Wal-Mart and a Best Buy, I'd have thought that Best Buy would be a more attractive place for a lot of people to work, so they might end up being smarter. But where unemployment is low, that's just like winning the beauty contest in your leper colony.

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