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what the hell my cousin bought a ouija board yesterday and i said why the hell did you buy that and he said its a gate way to another world and i said THE ONLY FUCKING GATEWAY IS A GATEWAY TO YOUR GODDAMN WALLET ITS MADE BYE PARKER BROTHERS.

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Okay. I realize you are only 15, but please, try not to act it so blatantly.

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Ouija
One entry found for Ouija.
Main Entry: Oui·ja
Pronunciation: 'wE-j&, -jE
Function: trademark
-- used for a board with the alphabet and other signs on it that is used with a planchette to seek spiritualistic or telepathic messages

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gimpydivo guess what your a total countrybumkin and a nerd!

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The Parker brothers were Satan worshipers, everyone knows that. Why else would Park Place and Boardwalk be right before GO?

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On the subject of divination, I like to break out the tarot deck on holidays and other occasions. My wife and I will do full Celtic Cross spreads on ourselves, and simple three card Past, Present, Future runs on the kids.

Of course an active mind can find correlations and connections anywhere, but it's kind of interesting to take what turns up and ponder how it might be interpreted as to be significant to you. It's also interesting to watch the trends involved in these "readings."

For instance, my wife's readings always seem to have a lot to do with "power issues" in her life. Mine almost exclusively deal with artistic and emotional expression.

Take, for example Thanksgiving's spread for me:

1. Me - the card that represents my "place" and what I need to realize my desires.
Princess of Hearts- representing "Tenderness." In this position the card usually means you are full of dreams and fancies and romantic ideals. They must be balanced with logic and pragmatism to come to anything.

2. My surroundings - your "environment" - as far as what you're reading for is concerned. I was just thinking about my life in general, so it ought to be generic.
The Empress Major Arcana = big juju. This is the card of "Creativity." I'll take it to mean that I'm in a good place to write shitty haiku and do other things like that which I enjoy.

3. Blocking me - this card is going to indicate what "imbalance" may keep me from achieving my short and long term goals (cards 7 and 11).
Six of Hearts - the card of "Joy." Hmmpf. And admonition that childish behaviour or dicking around enjoying myself could fuck things up. Do tell...

4. Foundation - this card should give me an idea what "strength" I can draw on.
Seven of Hearts - the card of "Illusion." My ability (or lack of) to separate reality from fantasy will serve me here. The ancients warn against escapism and intoxication. Well, shit - two of my favorite pastimes.

5. the Past - What has brought me to this "state." Alternatively, people/situations/places passing out of my life.
Nine of Wands - "Discipline."
Lessons of self-denial and discipline will come in handy now, but if they weren't learned before you're up shit creek now, buddy. You wasted your life. That's some harsh shit. I'll cross my fingers.

6. the Crown - this will indicate the "spiritual goal" to work towards.
Five of Wands - "Competition." Try to be competitive, and while doing so visualize yourself from your opponent's POV. Uuuuhhh - ok.

7. What is Before You - what to look for or try to achieve in the near future.
Seven of Pentacles - the card of "Frustration." Well, aint that peachy.

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You will soon have to cope with feelings of frustration, impotence and ingratitude...

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intrestring cherry yidaki

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One time back in undergrad, they had some sort of medieval fair-type thing set up on the central mall (complete with inflated foam-bat jousting arena!). Anyway, there was a table where someone was doing free tarot readings, so I figured what the hell.

I walked away impressed at how good the guy was at reading people, though his advice was rather spotty.

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gimpydivo guess what your a total countrybumkin and a nerd!

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I wonder how they succeeded convincing people that you have to be all occult and troo to open the gates. After all, most victims of demonic forces are gullible lamers like Linda Blair.

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So you're saying it's not illegal.

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goddamn ouija boards go burn 1 for god sakes

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goddamn ouija boards go burn 1 for god sakes

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