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waverlyhills
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o momma jokes

yo alek here tell me you best yo momma jokes i have 1 yo momma is so fat abraham lincoln started to sing o say can you see get your fat ass off me!

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Roshigoth
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You know, nanoceph pernts just aren't enough for this person. Can we have "LF's Client" pernts?

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waverlyhills
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huh?

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Doesn't Myspace have a forum you can drool in?

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Talarohk
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That joke doesn't even make sense. What does Abraham Lincoln have to do with the national anthem? According to Wikipedia, the Star-Spangled banner wasn't even made the national anthem until 1931, although it was the official tune played at flag-raisings in 1889.

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My favorite is yo mama so poor she has her face on a food stamp but that's so old. Fez needs to be shot for hosting that ghey MTV show.

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Re: o momma jokes

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yo alek here tell me you best yo momma jokes i have 1 yo momma is so fat abraham lincoln started to sing o say can you see get your fat ass off me!


Your mother is so mentally retarded her Life Skills Inventory average is 0.

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waverlyhills
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daaaaamn i got to admit that was a good one!

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yo mommas teeth are so yellow looks like r kelly took a piss in her mouth!

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And yours are so white cause his caustic drug laced cum has bleached them.

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waverlyhills
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bite me

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bite me

No thanks. I prefer pork to long pig.

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