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bunkum
Sanditon

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Post Traffic on the Information Superhighway leads to...

extreme boredom and dallying in strange zones. Perhaps it was the anticipation of Election Courtdecisions. Perhaps everyone in Carterville, IL got online at the same time. Regardless, I couldn’t call up the Asylum for awhile, nor could I get into chat. So, I decided to check out AOL message boards to further procrastinate grading final exams, and believe me, you, I found some strange
things. I’ve copied and pasted these messages for your benefit and erudition:

from “variety?”
> We should not be spending as much time looking for the "right person" as we should be looking for the "right kind of person.">>
I agree with that. I think part of my problem is that I spent a lot of my early twenties at Topless joints. (Obviously my walk with God back then was anything but on the right track). So I may still have a bit of looking on the outside of a person as a problem. I mean at that time in my life I saw
all kinds of ladies. Yeah, you saw them all right, bucko.

from “Is sex a need or a want?”
>Food = Need
>Sex = want
Food = sex
Folks, we got more in common with them than you ever suspected.

from “What do men want?”
>. I would like
>>to know What do men really want?
Speaking for myself on a Spiritual level I would like a lady who can pray in Tongues. And is very patient with me.
There isn’t enough patience in the world to deal with someone who prays in Tongues, or
wishes for others to do so


from “wearing pants versus dresses”
>>Some females look very femine in pants where as some are in sin and are really making a point about their sexual preferences, ie looking male when they are female.

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Freelance
Cuddly Puppy

Registered: Jul 2000
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Thumbs up

And I'm tremendously grateful I don't have to use AOL.

Now let's all have hot chocolate.

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ItsJustLogan
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quote:
Originally posted by bunkum:

Christians are illiterate.




what are you saying, that they just memorize the bible? oh wait...


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We spoke our minds too clearly. We assumed fundamental rights were inherent not as pawns but humanz. I do not require a gauge for freedoms of speech because I never asked to be a citizen. I never have and never will pledge allegiance.

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Rabble Rouser
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quote:
Originally posted by Freelance:
And I'm tremendously grateful I don't have to use AOL.

Now let's all have hot chocolate.




Amen, brotha.

*sits down for hot chocolate*


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"By waking up a little early and having some extra sheets handy, no one's the wiser." - Milhouse

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Fiend
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I got the marshmellows!!!

wow, no wonder im on chats and forums such as these, i wouldn't use aol again, EVER
it sucks so much ass. disconnects lag
everything

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When i grow up, i want to be a bad ass ghetto pimp!

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Thumbs up

Haha, I love that banner.

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Believe me you, our internet access options are highly limited in this region. AOL WAS the most reliable provider for awhile; in another week, I'm switching providers because a) another ISP has improved its services tremendously; b) they have local access numbers, whereas AOL has one that's in our local calling range (Marion, IL), but GTE (buttfucking assholes) decides to charge an "intermediate" long distance call for each minute I'm online. I love how the rest of the state, which is much wealthier than our region, gets Ameritech instead, a company that charges significantly less per month. Our region gets fucked up the ass by every politician, scam artist, shoddy construction company (if you come to this region, check out all of the construction from about 1940 and on...it all looks like the slums). Ok, enough of my griping. I just looooove how folks take advantage of people who are already "down."

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WastedPotential
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Registered: Aug 2000
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quote:
Originally posted by bunkum:
shoddy construction company (if you come to this region, check out all of the construction from about 1940 and on...it all looks like the slums)



last year, and the year before, I had plenty of work in a subdivision about a hundred miles from here. The general contractor was a shady bastard that used a lot of "recycled" materials (less than legal). The area hadn't seen affordable new construction for at least twenty years. They set up shop with a realtor, offering "no money down," "no closing costs," and most of all, "affordable quality." The second year, I was being called in for warranty work on the houses from the year before because low quality materials were already failing. Cabinets were falling apart, leaving only the parts I screwed to the walls still attatched. In the fall, windstorms would blow through. Walking around the development, I would hear the "thwap thwap thwap" of roofing shingles raining out of the sky. constantly. I used to eat lunch with the trim carpenters, and we would make jokes about the mortgages lasting longer than the houses. One guy used to always say that we were building the ghettos of tomorrow, today. I'm afraid he was right.

This has been bothering me lately because I didn't go back this year. It bothers me because I'm not there. By the second summer, I started to fell less like a craftsman and more like an accomplice to a crime. Prospective homeowners would come through the houses I would work in, and some would chat for a little bit. Some asked me questions about the house. I always answered honestly and warned them away. The realtor didn't like me. The general contractor didn't like me, either, but he never complained to me because I'm a cheap date. he complained about me to some of the other contractors, though.

I wish I could be there to warn these people not to make their low-income desperate lives even more fucked up. People that can't afford a down payment REALLY can't afford major repairs like a new roof or new cabinets or new plumbing. (No, I'm sorry, roofing damage isn't covered in your warranty, high winds are an Act of God. Drip, drip, drip.)

Yes, I know this is way off topic. I'm easily distracted and go off on tangents without thinking about it. eat me. thank you.

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Spaceboy
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Registered: Aug 2000
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and on a lighter note...

"george bush won 3 or 4 times, why do they have a right to change the
laws to make them selves win. why do librails always get there way.
what happend to our free country, god help us .please anawer me i am
very worried for the people of our united states ,al gore doesnot care
about any of us .he is showing us that as he just cares about his
self." - from abuzz.com

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