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I refuse to take this test for reasons relating to my personal health.

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Registered: Dec 2000
Location: where the buses don't run
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For one of my coworkers at our annual gift exchange:

1 - 1-2-3 Be a Porn Star!

2 - Naked Pictures Of My Ex-Girlfriends

3 - The Secrets of Sacred Sex

4 - The Gashlycrumb Tinies

5 - Say Anything

6 - Clash of the Titans

7 - Dead Alive



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"Your toys are fun to touch! Mine are all sticky!" - Ralph Wiggum

"By waking up a little early and having some extra sheets handy, no one's the wiser." - Milhouse

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Registered: Aug 2000
Location: baton rouge, la
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Stern Femme Friend
and your gift impulse factor is 6

1 - The Lorax

2 - The Anarchist Cookbook

3 - Night Vision Goggles

4 - Hands On A Hard Body

5 - Goedel, Escher, Bach

6 - Lara Croft v. Yeti

7 - Griffin and Sabine : An Extraordinary Correspondence

this just proves what i've always known, doctor seuss is great for those bitchy, angry, all-around mean females friends you may have


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Registered: Aug 2000
Location: Richmond, VA
Posts: 1353

I did myself .. this is what I should buy myslef this year:

Untapped Male Enigma
and your gift impulse factor is 8

1 - The Watcher in the Woods
2 - Hands On A Hard Body
3 - SET
4 - Settlers of Catan
5 - The Original Creepy Crawlers Workshop
6 - Goedel, Escher, Bach
7 - How to Host a Murder: Roman Ruins

I think I'll go for the Settlers of Catan game. why you ask?
"..You build cities out of sheep, turn stone into wood, and determine which of your friends is the superior colonizer."
can't beat the whole 'cities from sheep' thing if you ask me.

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Registered: Jul 2000
Location: sydney
Posts: 2202

my present is already up your ass , sleep well

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Location: Richmond, VA
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quote:

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Originally posted by iglo:
my present is already up your ass , sleep well

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Registered: Dec 2000
Location: Sydney, Straya mate
Posts: 346

Your significant other's results are ready! Based on your description of Melissa, we've classified her as a:


Mysterious Femme Girlfriend
and your gift impulse factor is 3

Accordingly, we've chosen seven perfect gifts for her, organized by quality, in the left column.

These are geared toward her sexual side, which you'll have the best luck with. They are sorted by probability of success.

1 - Naked Pictures Of My Ex-Girlfriends

2 - The Amante Papers : How Women Regularly Have 5 or More Orgasms During Sex

3 - 1-2-3 Be a Porn Star!

4 - Lara Croft v. Yeti

5 - Polaroid Pocket Camera

6 - How to Give Her Absolute Pleasure

7 - The Ultimate Guide to Anal Sex for Women


Pretty accurate, considering i was going to get her "A Hand in the Bush: The art of vaginal fisting" from Amazon.com anyways.

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Registered: Jul 2000
Location: seattle-ish
Posts: 11410

i did the test for brad and got this:Your significant other's results are ready!

Based on your description of Brad, we've classified him as a:


Mysterious Male Boyfriend
and your gift impulse factor is 3

1 - Rubik's Cube

2 - The Giving Tree

3 - The Gashlycrumb Tinies

4 - The Lorax

5 - The Princess Bride

6 - The Curious Sofa

7 - Settlers of Catan
Accordingly, we've chosen seven perfect gifts for him, organized by quality, in the left column.

These are geared toward his thoughtful side, which you'll have the best luck with. They are sorted by probability of success.




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What are regrets?
Just lessons we havent learned yet.

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Location: seattle-ish
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i took this for me and it said brad should get me the anarchists cookbook, a remote controlled snake, or a book about homicides.

i was a "mysterious femme girlfriend" according to that thing. and it said i was aggressive

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What are regrets?
Just lessons we havent learned yet.

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Registered: Jul 2000
Location: my mother's bloody womb
Posts: 7148

christmas test! woooohoooo!

hehe. don't know what to get that significant other? well, the spark does. take this test to find out what the perfect gift is for family, SO's, and friends:

http://test3.thespark.com/christmastest/

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Registered: Nov 2000
Location:
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You have a Stubborn Femme Girlfriend and your gift impulse factor is 6

1 - The Curious Sofa

2 - Slot Cars

3 - Radio-Controlled Snake

4 - Night Vision Goggles

5 - In Cold Blood

6 - Leisure Suit Larry's
Ultimate Pleasure Pack

7 - Pass the Pigs

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Registered: Jul 2000
Location: Nanaimo BC, Canada
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Haha, it told me to buy porn for my SO.

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Registered: Aug 2000
Location: GA
Posts: 6969

me too freelance
wierd
we already have plenty of porn in this house.

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Registered: Jul 2000
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pfffffffffft. Shows what you know, karen.

Your significant other's results are ready! Based on your description of karen, we've classified her as a:

Likeable Femme Girlfriend
and your gift impulse factor is 5

Accordingly, we've chosen seven perfect gifts for her, organized by quality, in the left column.

These are geared toward her active side, which you'll have the best luck with. They are sorted by probability of success.

1 - The Curious Sofa

It says on the cover that this is a pornographic work, but it's really just a book about dirty Victorians getting it on with the furniture. That probably turns you on, though, doesn't it

2 - Lara Croft v. Yeti

Why???

You gotta admit something perverted is gonna happen here

3 - Crash & Burn Chemistry Set

Just like *your* package, Crash & Burn Chemistry comes with rubber gloves and a metal tube clamp. Sit around on a rainy day and learn what happens when you flush pure cesium down the toilet. Run for cover

4 - Night Vision Goggles

As seen in The World is Not Enough, these goggles feature mini-lights that shine in the dark to achieve state-of-the-art "night vision." The green lenses make normal light appear more important

5 - Super Soaker Super Charger Triple Charge

Have you ever noticed that the Super Soakers are made by Larami, which is the same name as the cigarette company on the Simpsons? Anyway, this red and green wonder packs three cartridges of fun, whether you fill it with water or Absolut vodka or air. Not as fun with just air, though. Air included.

6 - Six-String Samurai

This is Starr's favorite movie, and it's the sole member of the kung-fu post-apocalyptic rock-a-billy genre. The soundtrack is by the Red Elvises, the budget is low, and the costumes are from 1957. Swell.

7 - The Anarchist Cookbook

Instructions on how to blow-up or fuck-up just about anything using the stuff you have around the house. Banned for a long time. Highlight: learn how to fashion pipe, hairspray, and uncooked tubers into a devastating potato cannon. I have seen dread veggies fly through both windows of a moving cop car, as kids everywhere danced. Somewhere MacGyver whimpers in fear.

You never told me you had an "active" side.

Well fuck, who doesn't want night vision goggles?

And I sure as hell am going to try and rent that movie now.

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Registered: Aug 2000
Location: GA
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you two are a very well matched couple


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stern femme sister

1 - Lara Croft v. Yeti

2 - Lego MINDSTORMS

3 - Goedel, Escher, Bach

4 - The Sims

5 - Griffin and Sabine : An Extraordinary Correspondence

6 - Our Dumb Century

7 - Penn and Teller's How to Play with Your Food



i want penn and teller's book for myself... and the lara vs yeti thing

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quote:

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6 - Our Dumb Century

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