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What the fuck do you have to be upset about?

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I thought it was pretty good Mr.S.

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I liked it Sherm.


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"You're all pathetic in your own way!!"

I can't bring myself to hate you as I'd like.

Laugh now, cry later!!

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Not sad Shy. I was just listening to a song and I started to type what the words meant to me.

That's not bad is it?

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GOD, PLEASE JUST MAKE IT STOP!!!!!!

Actually, it's better than I could do.

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Graphic Cheeseworks.

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Stop fucking encouraging him.

Mr Sherman, don't listen to a word they say.

Listen to the little voices in your head. Listen to your doubts.

I am an expert on this. Reading your 'poem' it is apparent you are one step away from a homosexual rampage through your town.

Consider this fair warning.

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I think Goatboy needs a hug.

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I volunteer HELL.

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Come sit on mamma's lap.

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this thread is much funnier reading it the second time around
i get a HUGE amount of amusement reading goatboys posts

dirty brit

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actually i agree with the dirty ol brit
make a forum for poetry or someshit
fuck, im helping this out by posting in it aren't i?
FUCK!

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quote:

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Originally posted by AlcoholSoopaFiend:
actually i agree with the dirty ol brit
make a forum for poetry or someshit
fuck, im helping this out by posting in it aren't i?
FUCK!

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Location: Sedona, Arizona
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I thought it to be rather cool.
Fiend, maybe we should make a forum for whiney drunken beaners instead.
Pthffffft on Fiend
Kudos on Sherm

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Goat       Oh!

That goat, who rambles forth
bleating
displaying only the forelock of his embrace

Goat       Oh!

Plentiful pastures
longing
foraging amongst the green of springness

Young maiden
awaiting
meeting his gamboling with her own grace

Joyful smiles
petting
leading him by his billy horns forward

Goat       Oh!

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wow, i didn't know we had such talented "poets" in our midst. i better get all my poems back from the publisher now. i'm no match for you guys! my poetry is shit compared to all of yours! yikes! run for the hills varmints!...er, wait, that doesn't fit in there. hmm, i suppose i'm losing a bit of my touch. you people will be the death of me!

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[This message has been edited by missphinx (edited 12-12-2000).]

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quote:

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Originally posted by missphinx:
flocat - you can do it! you can be a "poet" too! It's not hard, just type whatever comes into your head! YAY!

HINT: Goatboy loves having odes written in his honor.

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Really? Can I?! You lie! Hmm, a goatboy poem? Well, I know the best kind of poem to write for a goatboy! I know he will just love this!

G is for goats which munch on his choad.
O is for over-zealous which we all are.
A is for the anal penetration he performed on a drunken spic.
T is for teaching us that "oi" is fucking cool.
B is for bitches who jock his style.
O is for outstanding prostitues that avoid him all the while.
Y y is for all the yaks that we've forgotten because of this goatboy that we have flauntin'.

The end.



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an ode to Goatboy

If Goatboy could fly around in space,
the world would be a funny place.
he would fly around,
with a frown,
and if you made him mad
it would be bad
cause if you went outside you'd have to bring
your Goatboy anti-poop on your head thing.



[This message has been edited by HELL (edited 12-12-2000).]

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I don't think I am being taken seriously.

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quote:

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Originally posted by Goatboy:
I don't think I am being taken seriously.

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quote:

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Originally posted by Goatboy:
I am an expert on this. Reading your 'poem' it is apparent you are one step away from a homosexual rampage through your town.

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quote:

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Originally posted by MrSherman:
and you did nothing to stop.

So I turned away and waited.

And so I waited.

And waited.


Now you're gone. Out of sight, out of mind.
I turn in every direction to look for you
But when I do I go blind

Blind with hate
Blind with grief

My eyes burn
My mouth is dry
My hands shake

My heart trembles with rage kept inside.
I want to let out it.
But it stays, I want it to hide.

I just want you to come back.

Why'd you change?

Come back.


-Sherman

(I suck at the poetry thing...sorry)

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Brought tears to mine eyes. But, that is because I allowed the words to draw out the sadness in me.

Hey! You and J-Me are ok, right? Tell daMomma now.



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quote:

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Originally posted by Emerald:
Brought tears to mine eyes. But, that is because I allowed the words to draw out the sadness in me.

Hey! You and J-Me are ok, right? Tell daMomma now.

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J-Me and I are just peachy keen. The board was empty at the time, I didn't expect this many people to reply to it. I just typed what came to mind.

I have to fart now.

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quote:

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Originally posted by HELL:
an ode to Goatboy

If Goatboy could fly around in space,
the world would be a funny place.
he would fly around,
with a frown,
and if you made him mad
it would be bad
cause if you went outside you'd have to bring
your Goatboy anti-poop on your head thing.

[This message has been edited by HELL (edited 12-12-2000).]

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It touched me in ways I cannot even explain, dear.


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