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SimpleSimon
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I had a dog named Sadie once. As it happens, a blonde cocker spaniel, with these unreal looking huge blue eyes that were as empty as a long neck Bud upended in a roadkill armadillos claws. Dumb as a fucking post, but eager to please.
She got run over one day, chasing a butterfly out into the county road. What happened to your Sadie?
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Mugtoe
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Last I heard she was walking the streets in Irving and with child and had sort of lost her mind.
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ignatz mouse
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Damn, Mugtoe. When are you going to write a book (or have you already written one)?
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Mokkori
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I have to agree with iggie there. If you wrote a book I'd definately buy it and cherish it.
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quote:
Originally posted by SimpleSimon
I had a dog named Sadie once.
So did Mugtoe apparently.
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Mokkori
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quote:
Originally posted by Mugtoe
would you be my doughnut?
Mugtoe, you don't know how happy that makes me.
This must mean I'm officially a rascal. Now I just need to work up the courage to call you.
If your doughnut comment wasn't meant for me then, damn it!
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Mokkori
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And yes I know he's gay I just want to be apart of the Mugtoe crew. The crew, gang ... his possé.
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jazebelle
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Good reading material.
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And yes I know he's gay I just want to be apart of the Mugtoe crew. The crew, gang ... his possé.
Hey, my question's finally been answered.
Great story, Mugtoe.
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lanin
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Great Story Bro, I never met Sadie but did meet Paula from the group  She had this quality about her that was quite charming, and acted as if it were a perfectly normal social interaction to give head for giving her a ride to the store for a Dr Pepper. She had nice big floppy tits and Mrs Beasly glasses she wore.
Brian was a surely a trip, he did seem quite straight but that blonde uber poofy boyfriend of his quickly removed any doubt of that. I think the fact that you managed to get a fairly significant dope connection renting the back room says alot about that period of time. Brian was one of those purely opportunistic dealers who early in the day or evening he would go to the bar and return with some noteworthy quality/quantity that had not been touched. As the night faded on though he was more than capable of selling $20 worth of stepped on dope (bar dimes) for $100 to his landlord or in my case another renter at the house.
One day I remember giving him a ride over to Claudio's house (bar owner) and him buying (1/4 ounce) worth of dope. It was a stellar deal untouched that cooked and returned very very well. One of those rare killer deals he was capable of generating.
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Pinecrika
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Maybe I should go to AA meetings to hit up on chicks.
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lanin
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Damaged girls put out, they typically have a very poor self image, and low self esteem. Sex is a good way for them to be liked. Quality girls (reasonably attractive) from good homes with strong positive self images, tend to be a lot more picky with their "love".
Some girls trade sex for anything, and others trade sex for a commitment, a diamond ring, and a new house. It's all the same thing..... some women just broker much better deals for their favors and call it falling in "love".
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fubar
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I take it lanin has maxed out his line of credit.
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Mugtoe
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Jesus, I'd forgotten about Paula. She blew me and another guy on my sofa down the street at 418 Sandra once. She was initially the wife of that biker dude when I first met her. I think his name was Paul, actually.
and you did meet Sadie. Her name was Julie. I'm almost sure you met her. I met her over at Compass group and at Irving group, and she also went to the NA group over on Britain Rd for a while. I heard she's walkin the streets now in Irving and has a kid or is pregnant or something. I think she kinda lost her mind.
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quote:
Originally posted by lanin
Damaged girls put out, they typically have a very poor self image, and low self esteem. Sex is a good way for them to be liked. Quality girls (reasonably attractive) from good homes with strong positive self images, tend to be a lot more picky with their "love".
Some girls trade sex for anything, and others trade sex for a commitment, a diamond ring, and a new house. It's all the same thing..... some women just broker much better deals for their favors and call it falling in "love".
It makes sense, the way you put it, but I don't really believe any of it, nor think that way about women, nor do most other men. In fact you betray sweeping ignorance of women to a degree that makes me question your experience, if any, with them.
Unless you're referring to girls living in utter destitution (how many others have you personally known?), few think of sex as a commodity, or as their first best ticket to getting what they want in life. And it's a minority of men who enter into a relationship just for steady sex; they don't usually admit it, but this even applies to drug-addled, poverty stricken, mentally unstable people. Sex is a few minutes of complementarity to lives that no longer face the darkness and emptiness of loneliness.
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You need to get out more.
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You might not believe this, but I'm actually going to an opera next week, with a beautiful blonde woman whom I met at a free dating site.
Strange- it's my first date in many years, and I'm not nervous at all.
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we must find a way to warn her.
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I'm not nervous because there are few surprises in store. We've exchanged pictures, and have been corresponding most every day for weeks.
That said, there is the rest of my iceberg that remains undiscovered to her, most of which is positive, from my point of view...
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Mugtoe
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give her a link to here
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The brotherhood of melon loving will save us all, I am sure of it.
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