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Gunstar_Hobo
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Drunken half-assed suicide attempt

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Drunken half-assed suicide attempt


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Re: Drunken half-assed suicide attempt

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In other news, I just ate this.


My tooth hurts like a bitch.

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Emma Watson in pill form? Score!

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That green water can't be good to drink.

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Large Filipino
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I would have told him the same thing. You are a good man!

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Talarohk
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Glad the cops were there. Poor guy.

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lanin
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Thats a generic 5.0mg - 7.5mg Lortab (Hydrocodone Watson Brand) a lightweight buzz at the very best. I would take those 4 or 6 at a time for effective pain relief and a halfway decent Lortab high.

But thats just me

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Mugtoe
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quote:
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That green water can't be good to drink.


Is that the Chicago River?

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Gunstar_Hobo
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quote:
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Thats a generic 5.0mg - 7.5mg Lortab (Hydrocodone Watson Brand) a lightweight buzz at the very best. I would take those 4 or 6 at a time for effective pain relief and a halfway decent Lortab high.

But thats just me



I don't do drugs.

quote:
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Is that the Chicago River?


Sure enough.

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quote:
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I would have told him the same thing. You are a good man!


I would have offered him my .45.

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Quite possibly the coolest thread in the history of...nevermind.

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squee
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In Chicago we do such a good job dying the river green for St. Patty's day that it pretty much stays that color all year long.

I missed the South Side Irish Parade this year. Had to make do in Norfolk.

Gunstar, where are you from? I grew up in Morgan Park.

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So guy I used to know offed himself last month. He jumped off a watertower or something. Weird. He became a Jahovah witness, brainwashers....

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Gunstar_Hobo
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quote:
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In Chicago we do such a good job dying the river green for St. Patty's day that it pretty much stays that color all year long.

I missed the South Side Irish Parade this year. Had to make do in Norfolk.

Gunstar, where are you from? I grew up in Morgan Park.



I actually didn't live there very long. Just liked the photo. I was there for two years and lived on Federal and worked at the corner of Lake and State if that means anything to you. How many gay pride parades did you attend there?

I went to one.

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brimstone
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in other news

*point*

if i EVER fucking posted anymore

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