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Top 10 Film lines [according to Orange poll]:

1. "You were only supposed to blow the bloody doors off" - Italian Job, The (1969);

2. "Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn" - Gone with the Wind (1939);

3. "We want the finest wines available to humanity, we want them here and we want them now" - Withnail And I (1987);

4. "You talkin' to me?" - Taxi Driver (1976);

5. "I love the smell of napalm in the morning" - Apocalypse Now (1979);

6. "I'll have what she's having …" - When Harry Met Sally... (1989);

7. "All my life I wanted to be a gangster" - Goodfellas (1990);

8. "I do wish we could chat longer. But I'm having an old friend for dinner" - Silence of the Lambs, The (1991);

9. "Infamy, Infamy, they've all got it in for me" - Carry On Cleo (1964);

10. "He's not the Messiah - he's a very naughty boy" - Life Of Brian, The (1979).

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I love Goodfellas, but that's a fairly run of the mill line.

What about :

"Here's lookin' at you, kid?" (Casablanca)
"Ok, you people! Sit tight, hold the fort and keep the home fires burning. And if we're not back by dawn... call the president. " (Big Trouble in Little China)
"What's with today today?" (Empire Records)
"There's blood in my b.m." (Happiness)
"Breakfasts come and go, Rene, but Hartford, "the Whale," they only beat Vancouver once, maybe twice in a lifetime." (Mallrats)
"I have had it with these motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking plane!" (Snakes on a Plane)
"And if you screw up just this much, you'll be flying a cargo plane full of rubber dog shit out of Hong Kong!" (Top Gun)
"Goddamn heads landing on cars while Long Island families are singing 'Found a Peanut'! They found a peanut, all right, honey. They found a peanut of death! " (Tromeo & Juliet)
"I wanna shoot you so bad, my dick's hard." (New Jack City)

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indeed. that list is lacking.

"Get away from her you BITCH!"- Ripley from Aliens

"May the force be with you...always"- anyone in Star Wars

"Now we see the violence inherent in the system. Now we see the violence inherent in the system! Help, help, I'm being repressed!"- Dennis the peasant, Monty Python and the Holy Grail

"Say hello to my leetle friend."- Scarface

"You're gonna need a bigger boat."- Martin Brody in Jaws

"Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You keel my fadder, prepare to die."- Inigo from the Princess Bride.

hell, most of the lines from the Princess Bride should be on a top ten list.

"You seem a decent fellow, I hate to kill you."
"You seem a decent fellow, I hate to die."

"You mock my pain!"
"Life is pain, highness. Anyone who says otherwise is selling something."

"Inconceivable!"
"You keep using dat word. I dunno think it means what you think it means."

"Bye bye boys, have fun storming the castle!"

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"Well, every family has its ups and downs." - Katherine Hepburn as Eleanor of Aquitane

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here's one always comes up in me: "To the end of irony". anybody name the film?

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"I think of a man and take away reason and accountability." - Melvin (Jack Nicholson) in As Good as it Gets, when asked how he writes women so well.

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Uh, that first list is pretty retarded.

Network
I'm mad as hell and I'm not gonna take it anymore!

The Godfather I & II
I made him an offer he couldn't refuse.

The Maltese Falcon
The stuff that dreams are made of.

Sunset Boulevard
I'm ready for my close up, Mr. DeMille.

Batman
I'm Batman.

The Big Lebowski
Fuck it, Dude. Let's go bowling.

The Graduate
Would you like me to seduce you?

Soilent Green
Soilent Green is people!

Fahrenheit 451
Fahrenheit four five one is the temperature at which book paper catches fire and starts to burn.

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I AM in a world of shit...fmj

Just what do you think you're doing, Dave?
2001

Float away, little butterfly. Just flutter away.

You have failed me for the last... nice shoes!

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Haha

Pee-Wee's Big Adventure
Large Marge sent me.

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one liners that do not work without the context suck.

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"A planet where apes evolved from men?"

"Get your stinking paws off me, you damn dirty ape!"

"What we've got here is...failure to commun'cate"

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one liners that do not work without the context suck.

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"Tattoos are cool." "Yeah, I wish I was born with one." "You're not born with tattoos, dumbass. You get them when you join the navy." Beavis & Butthead

Animal House - [Clorette has just passed out]
Larry's evil conscience: Fuck her. Fuck her brains out. Suck her tits, squeeze her buns. You know she wants it.
Larry's good conscience: For shame! Lawrence, I'm surprised at you!
Larry's evil conscience: Aw, don't listen to that jack-off. Look at those gazongas. You'll never get a better chance.
Larry's good conscience: If you lay one finger on that poor sweet helpless girl, you'll despise yourself forever... I'm proud of you, Lawrence.
Larry's evil conscience: You homo.

Marge: Homer, the plant called. They said if you don't show up tomorrow don't bother showing up on Monday.
Homer: Woo-hoo. Four-day weekend.

Stan: Hey, do you know where I can find the clitoris?
Cartman: What is that like finding Jesus or something?

Mr. Garrison: Does anyone know what sexual harassment means?
Cartman: When you are tying to have intercourse with a special lady friend and some other guy comes up and tickles your balls from behind.

Cartman: I would never let a woman kick my ass. If she tried something, I'd be like, HEY! You get your bitch ass back in the kitchen and make me some pie!

Kyle: Wow! That's a lot of seamen, Cartman.
Cartman: Yeah, I bought all that I could at this bank, and then I got the rest from this guy Ralph in an alley.
Stan: That's cool.
Cartman: Yeah, and the sweet thing is, the stupid asshole didn't even charge me money for it. He just made me close my eyes and suck on a hose

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Those are seven-liners, LF.

Oh yeah, I forgot, "Dude, where's my car?"

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"Everybody Relax, I'm here."
Another one from Big Trouble in Little China.

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While not exactly a one-liner, it is one of my favorite lines from a movie:

"One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got into my pajamas I'll never know."

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...still nothing on masturbation by Woody Allen. meanwhile....

"If Jesus were to come back and see what was going on in his name, he'd never stop throwing up." -- Hannah and Her Sisters

that one has stuck with me as, the first time i saw it as a pre-teenager, i laughed uncontrollably and then actually threw up. i think i was laughing-throwing up in sympathy with Jesus. after that, i felt closer to him whenever i threw up. which was often, in short phases.

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"Because, unlike some other Robin Hoods, I can speak with an English accent."

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"Make your own mind up - it's the only real freedom you have."

"Deserve's got nothin' to do with it."

"I don't want to go to jail because there are robbers and rapers and rapers who rape robbers."

"To crush your enemies, to see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of their women."

"Getting the shakes now, last call for drinks, bars closing down... Sun's out, where are we going for breakfast? Don't wanna go far. Rough night, tired baby... Tired... "

"Best thing for him, really. His therapy was going nowhere."

"Wouldn't it be great if I was crazy? Then the world would be okay."

"Here's a fact... I don't know whether you knew or not... Sicilians were spawned by niggers. "

(in case you're wondering, Starship Troopers, Unforgiven, Superman 3, Conan The Barbarian, Carlito's Way, Hannibal Lecter in Silence Of The Lambs, Twelve Monkeys, True Romance)

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"Go ahead, make my day."

"I'll be back."

"I let him go."

"Do you feel lucky, punk?"

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