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The Asylum Street Spankers will be performing in Ft. Worth on Friday, April 27th, at 9 pm at MacHenry's Upstairs. Tickets are $15.00 at the door, or you can pre-purchase through the MacHenry's website, for will call that evening.

I am going to meet RiZZ at his place that evening, then we'll go to the show. Hope to see at least a few of you there.

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Send me a plane ticket, RiZZ ZZiR!

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As usual, ASS gave a great show. Rizz and Igot a front row table,midstage, and really enjoyed the show. MacHenry's is a smallish club, and was fairly well packed, with a good-natured, friendly crowd, and some fine looking women wandering about.

One fine brunette had the most amazingly shapely bubble-butt ass on her I've seen in years, and seemed to appreciate it when I told her so. She definitely wasn't offended, as she followed me out to engage in a friendly conversation after the show.

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As usual, ASS gave a great show. Rizz and Igot a front row table,midstage, and really enjoyed the show. MacHenry's is a smallish club, and was fairly well packed, with a good-natured, friendly crowd, and some fine looking women wandering about.

oh and i got to second base bitches. thats more than anyone of you faggots will ever get. im a rollin playah and the ho's love it

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Learn to use the vernacilar correctly, or don't use it at all.

First base = conversation, maybe a goodnight kiss.
Second base = physical contact and petting, maybe play a little stink-finger.
Third base = getting your dick wet with her bodily secretions from intimate contact.

I left the game a third of the way toward 1st base.

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Rules were revised in the early nineties to make room for anal, date rape and scat, first base is now a blowjob; you can work out the rest.

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this whole base thing is retarded beyond believe anyway

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this whole base thing is retarded beyond believe anyway

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damn my indifference towards proper grammar

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Originally posted by Hawley Griffin
this whole base thing is retarded beyond believe anyway

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First base = conversation, maybe a goodnight kiss.
Second base = physical contact and petting, maybe play a little stink-finger.
Third base = getting your dick wet with her bodily secretions from intimate contact.
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Different eras, different areas, different usage I guess. A "home run" was getting a blowjob of an already wet cock, fluffing for round two.

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When I was a kid, a home run was getting grandma to take out her teeth.

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I saw the Spankers last night in Portland at the Aladdin Theater. They have a "new" line-up (new to me), so I was prepared for them to be less magnificent than in the past (Charlie Rose, Sick, and the old bassist were gone). Also, it was the drummer's first ASS show and I've hyped them terribly over the years. There was no reason to have feared. One of the new guys, Charlie King, was just hysterical. Great new songs, hilarious banter, excellent addition to the group, and as always it was a fantastic, high energy show. A woman in the audience kept yelling, "White Derby" at Nevada. I think she's probably stalking the band right now. They have some crazy, rowdy fans who just add to the fun. Anyway, I made a fan of the drummer.

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any idea when they're coming back this way Simon?

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