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Lifetime Television
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Large Filipino
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Lifetime Television and your woman.

To all men with women out there. This thread will save your life!

DO NOT LET YOUR LOVED ONE WATCH LIFETIME TELEVISION!

That network teaches your woman that all men are assholes.

This is not good.

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jazebelle
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Registered: Dec 2006
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Never heard of it...so I don't think *ALL* men are assholes.........YET.

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You've got a televison in your kitchen?

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paultheo
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Registered: Dec 2005
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The women I go for already know that. And they don't watch telly. I must like a tough life.

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Originally posted by jazebelle
Never heard of it...so I don't think *ALL* men are assholes.........YET.


Lifetime: Television For Women

It's one of the lamest television networks in the history of television. Their shows are those sappy life affirming types. Movies about breast cancer, or movies about women getting raped and then being all strong about it. And then they also show reruns of "Unsolved Mysteries."

Not even the velvety smooth voice of Robert Stack can overcome the massive AIDS and fail that makes up Lifetime.

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Aydin
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Registered: Jul 2001
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It also makes your men folk into queers.

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Sometimes it's oh kay.....no.....it isnt.

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Registered: Jan 2006
Location: Near Chicago
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God I fucking hate that channel. SP is right, all of the plots are the same. There is a house for mentally-ill women in my area and that is all they watch. I would think that it is bad for them to watch that stuff, but can you imagine all of them PMSing and watching that shit over a gallon of ice cream...Mabey that is why the drug companies are doing so well.

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Registered: Apr 2004
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Making fun of Lifetime TV is like making fun of retards; it's too damned easy.

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