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My client that lives with me and I as some of you may know ride the bus to work and back. Inside the bus we see all kinds of weirdo's from bums to clean cut people that don't want to touch nothing to fat people sleeping.
Today there was this young girl that looked very afraid of everybody. But she was most afraid of myself and my client for she couldn't stop staring at us.
Then it hit me.
WE are the weirdo's on the bus.
This never occured to me.



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FUCK YOU YOU FUCKING FUCK FUCKER EEEEEEEEEEE!!!

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Hahahahahahahaha! [P] x 3

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Simon finally relates.

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Most problem drinkers can tell stories about waking up next to "it" at some point in their drinking careers. They remember seeing "it" sleeping next to them and realizing they had to get up and get out before "it" woke up. These troubling moments were rarely sufficient to bring about the desired lucid moment sufficient to bring real sobriety.

Real clarity comes on that morning when you awake to find "it" already awake and looking at you with a vaguely familiar expression. You suddenly realize that you are its "it".

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That is what happens when you sleep with "its", Mugtoe. That and eternal damnation.

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Mugtoe, one of these days, Cody is gonna find out that he's not your son.

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Originally posted by Mugtoe
Most problem drinkers can tell stories about waking up next to "it" at some point in their drinking careers. They remember seeing "it" sleeping next to them and realizing they had to get up and get out before "it" woke up. These troubling moments were rarely sufficient to bring about the desired lucid moment sufficient to bring real sobriety.

Real clarity comes on that morning when you awake to find "it" already awake and looking at you with a vaguely familiar expression. You suddenly realize that you are its "it".

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