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MrBig
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Bad Day

Work sucks today.

I wanna here stories about how you've quit your sucky jobs.

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fubar
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I told the boss "I quit".

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dogcow
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i just stopped working. but i still keep coming to work.

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quote:
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i just stopped working. but i still keep coming to work.


So, what you're saying is that you're a nigger.

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Rokkr
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quote:
Originally posted by fubar
So, what you're saying is that you're a nigger.

No, even worse, European.

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lmposter
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quote:
Originally posted by fubar
So, what you're saying is that you're a nigger.

quote:
Originally posted by Rokkr
No, even worse, European.


I believe that's pronounced "Euronigger".

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dogcow
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reaping the fruits of socialism.

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How about "Niggerpean"?

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memdink
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This is cool, because I put in my notice a couple of weeks ago. I gave a month's, since I knew I was moving to Boulder.

Hey, everybody you should know I'm moving to Boulder Colorado in June. Holy crap!

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Smug Git
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If you graduated highschool, there's a place for you at CU. If you pay a year upfront, they'll probably put you on the Dean's list.

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If you lie and say you are an injun, they'll make you a professor.

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quote:
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If you lie and say you are an injun, they'll make you a professor.


At CU, Smug could probably pull that off.

Aydin could pull it off for sure.

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MrBig
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quote:
Originally posted by memdink
This is cool, because I put in my notice a couple of weeks ago. I gave a month's, since I knew I was moving to Boulder.

Hey, everybody you should know I'm moving to Boulder Colorado in June. Holy crap!


I have a feeling that once I actually pull the trigger and quit I'll feel nothing but relief.

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quote:
Originally posted by MrBig
I have a feeling that once I actually pull the trigger and quit I'll feel nothing but relief.


I often fantasize about pulling the trigger before I quit.

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Fuck a bad day at work. I just went to the pharmacy to pick up some insulin, came back out to find someone had backed into my Corolla, shoved the left taillight lens and mount about 2 inches in at the very back, crunched my trunk lid and pushed the bottom of it in. Of course, not even a note.

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MrBig
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quote:
Originally posted by SimpleSimon
Fuck a bad day at work. I just went to the pharmacy to pick up some insulin, came back out to find someone had backed into my Corolla, shoved the left taillight lens and mount about 2 inches in at the very back, crunched my trunk lid and pushed the bottom of it in. Of course, not even a note.


Harsh

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Trenchant_Troll
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Hi Simon,

Sorry I took a sledge hammer to your Corolla, but I was driving a rental car and didn't want to take a chance of damaging it.

Regards,
TT

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MrBig
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quote:
Originally posted by fubar
I often fantasize about pulling the trigger before I quit.


So not what I meant.
Seek therapy.

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MrBig
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quote:
Originally posted by Trenchant_Troll
Hi Simon,

Sorry I took a sledge hammer to your Corolla, but I was driving a rental car and didn't want to take a chance of damaging it.

Regards,
TT


Okay, that's fucking hilarious.

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Tray
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e-mail. That's the way to do it.

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memdink
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quote:
Originally posted by Smug Git
If you graduated highschool, there's a place for you at CU. If you pay a year upfront, they'll probably put you on the Dean's list.


That's rough. Beth's doing her graduate work there coming from a private school here in Orlando.

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Aydin
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Call your boss and say "I'm not coming in today. That place stresses me out. The girl sitting behind me makes me want to drink, so that's what I'd rather do all day."
Then never show up again, but keep calling.

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gradually make yourself fired

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Mordecai
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quote:
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This is cool, because I put in my notice a couple of weeks ago. I gave a month's, since I knew I was moving to Boulder.

Hey, everybody you should know I'm moving to Boulder Colorado in June. Holy crap!


Have fun in the People's Republic.

-m

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MrBig
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quote:
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Call your boss and say "I'm not coming in today. That place stresses me out. The girl sitting behind me makes me want to drink, so that's what I'd rather do all day."
Then never show up again, but keep calling.


Wow that is WAY too closer to the truth of the situation.

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