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SimpleSimon
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Welcome to the nuthouse, missema

Now post a pic.

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skinny
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Come on missema, we know your watching...

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SimpleSimon
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Well, since she was having difficulty posting, here is a pic of her.

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Coincidence
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That's like a living warning sign.

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J E B Stuart
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Welcome, missema. You belong here.

Amen.

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amen

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SimpleSimon
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Top, now that she can post.

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missema
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me xx

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wonderaz
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welcome

Pinecrika can help you to stop smoking.

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J E B Stuart
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Yeah. Smoking stunted my growth.

Amen.

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quote:
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Yeah. Smoking stunted my growth.

Amen.

And a damned good thing it did.

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dogcow
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i quit smoking, again, last saturday.

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I think you made the right decision. Who nows what you Kosovans make your fake cigarettes with.

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actually, people even smoked tea rolled in newspapers, during the war. cigarettes were sold per piece and each cost about 1.5 euro. i wasn't a smoker back then though.

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quote:
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actually, people even smoked tea rolled in newspapers,

Didn't they go blind?!?

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they stopped after realising how terrible newspapers tasted. it really was just out of desperation that they'd try anything.

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Like posting in here?

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that's boredom, wonderaz, but i understand your confusion.

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OK, so, who else thinks ema is cherry post-op?

Anyone? Anyone?

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Sex change AND liposuction? I doubt it. Besides, no known modern procedure could have seperated his jowl and that filthy beard.

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I miss Cherry.

I should stop smoking.

Welcome missema.

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Pinecrika
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I'd nail her.

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You'd nail roadkill.

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I'd nail her.

Me, too.

Amen.

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You'd nail roadkill.

Roadkill. Loretta. It's all the same.

Amen.

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