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jazebelle
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Sex!

I knew you'd click on the thread! And now that you have, your input is very much appreciated.

I am currently writing a newsletter for the younger age group of people, i.e fresh graduates (18-25)...and I'm not sure what to put in it.

So if you're recieving a newsletter (electronic one) as a person who's looking for a job, and has registered with a recuritment agency, what do you expect from it? What do you want to see in it? What would make you want to read it and not just delete it? Things you want to be told, and want to know...

p/s pictures of tits, jugs, boobs, breasts, penises, wangs, pecker - unacceptable, thank you very much.

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Pinecrika
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Hey! This thread should be punished for false advertising.

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I would write an article on survival tips. Like when you get a wedgie,how do you keep your crown jewels safe.
Also I would add articles like "How to run briskly" or "How to dodge your empending doom" or "How to be on the senior's good side" with one of the tips being "Do his homework" or something.

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euphorbia
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Re: Sex!

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So if you're recieving a newsletter (electronic one) as a person who's looking for a job, and has registered with a recuritment agency, what do you expect from it? What do you want to see in it? What would make you want to read it and not just delete it? Things you want to be told, and want to know...

p/s pictures of tits, jugs, boobs, breasts, penises, wangs, pecker - unacceptable, thank you very much.


as a small business owner i get letters from temp agencies offering their employees but im not in one. I do know that it is hard to stand out in the sea of crap coming through email. Writing a mass email but trying to appeal to individuals in said emails is a tough task. Maybe asking them for a view or opinion on something. Acting like you care about what they think with out it seeming like an act will allow them to feed some of their ego and begin an interaction with your effort. Plus I imagine most normal kids are very scared at that age group, having some sort of wealth building advice that helps them feel secure and optimistic may be of help. I would suggest something that outlines home ownership and the equity and tax benefits or something and how with a steady job they could qualify to begin their wealth building...and blah blah. I dunno, Im tired with a caffeine buzz and I came in here for sex.

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horizon
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you should tell the kids that tv makes life out to be a lot easier than it really is and that all of the passive aggressive little fucks aren't going to make it 5 years without bieng a transient if they procrastinate the way they did in high school.

life isn't the OC, One Tree Hill, or Laguna Beach, you can't just do things without consequence. Every kid out there who's paren't makes even 1% over the median income range acts like they are better than everyone around them with their Folex's and Mexican Gucci...I swear these little pukes deserve to be [strike]raped[/strike] er...um..have a better sense of self worth and discipline endowed upon them. Maybe then they will be a little more modest and think twice about the things they do.

For fuck's sake these kids are growing up with brainless cunts like Paris Hilton as role models.

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jazebelle
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quote:
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Hey! This thread should be punished for false advertising.


TRICKED!

I bet the next person to click on this thread is dogcow...

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if i was getting a regular newsletter from you, it'd have to have a lot of boobs, jazebelle.

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jazebelle
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you owe me a sore bum picture dogcow

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hey, no one said anything about sore.

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jazebelle
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Can I request for it to be sore then?

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no way, i don't do that shit.

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jazebelle
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Just making sure!

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Worst thread ever.

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no way

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Yeah yeah, I'll just wait for Hawley.

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Huuuuuuuge disappointment

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Hawley will make this thread right. Just be patient, guys.

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Re: Sex!

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I knew you'd click on the thread! And now that you have, your input is very much appreciated.


Novel approach. Now where the fuck is Hawley?

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wonderaz
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I notice that she did get two thoughtful answers which she chose to ignore. Seems flirting is what she really wanted to do.

Way to be ever taken seriously again.

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shhh!! Hawley hasnt fixed the thread yet

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Hawley Griffin
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i was busy oogling the lion eating horse cock picture i found

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And Hawley does his drive by shitting.

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jazebelle
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wonderaz: that's the only way to deal with you maggots, nothing is ever taken seriously. How the hell would you know if I did or didn't take the two suggestion seriously, and actually applied their inputs? If it bothers you, don't post. Someone close this thread already, it has been proven to be useless.

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wonderaz: .


respect your betters.

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