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That's right, folks. It's real, and the indisputable facts to support it are right here.

Read it and weep, Mugtoe. Read it and weep.

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That's crazy. Everyone knows that the earth is hollow and has little people living in it in large gold cities.

http://www.ourhollowearth.com/

And my guy has creds.

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About the Author...

RODNEY M. CLUFF, author of World Top Secret: Our Earth Is Hollow! was born and raised in the American colony of Colonia Juarez in northern Mexico. He became interested in the Hollow Earth Theory at the age of 16 while working on a New Mexico farm where the farm manager told the workers of the theory. He thought, What an ideal place for the Lord to hide the Lost Tribes of Israel!

After graduating from high school, Mr. Cluff served a full-time mission for the LDS Church in Mexico where he met his wife. One year after his release, they were married in the Arizona Temple and now have five lovely children and nine lovelier grandchildren!

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What a fucking coincidence! Not to be confused with the Dane of the same name and equal value.

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That was mean. Someone here doesn't appreciate science. Go to the center of the Earth and burn in hell, whoever you are!


EDIT: Wait! That was me!

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Location: In a Blue, Blue State
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What the Hell?

Oh, right....it is Hell you're talking about here.

I know Hell exists. One day I'd like to visit there. But not when it freezes over - just in the summertime.

http://www.roadsideamerica.com/tips...ractionNo==2456

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Well, hell's bells, Bill, you bill Hell well!

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Nothing about New Jersey?

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i always thought hell must be invisible. it just makes sense.

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What hell is like.

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And you know what hell is folks. It's Andy Gibb, singing Shadow Dancing for eons and eons. And you have to wear orange plaid bell bottoms and sit next to the Bay City Rollers.

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Originally posted by Coincidence
Nothing about New Jersey?

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Bullshit, Satan is on the payroll.

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Originally posted by dogcow
i always thought hell must be invisible. it just makes sense.

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i looked that up only to find out it was by sting.

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Originally posted by Coincidence
Nothing about New Jersey?

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As I was walking among the fires of hell, delighted with the enjoyments of Genius; which to Angels look like torment and insanity. I collected some of their Proverbs: thinking that as the sayings used in a nation, mark its character, so the Proverbs of Hell, shew the nature of Infernal wisdom better than any description of buildings or garments.
When I came home; on the abyss of the five senses, where a flat sided steep frowns over the present world. I saw a mighty Devil folded in black clouds, hovering on the sides of the rock, with corroding fires he wrote the following sentence now percieved by the minds of men, & read by them on earth.

How do you know but ev'ry Bird that cuts the airy way,
Is an immense world of delight, clos'd by your senses five?

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heaven
heaven is a place
a place where nothing
nothing ever happens

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Hell is like a strip joint. All the tits and ass you could ever want but you can't touch.

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So sort of like your last marriage?

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I could touch. So could everyone else, apperently.

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One man's heaven is another man's hell, no?

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I guess. There always seems to be a full parking lot at the local strip joint.

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Went to pick up the kids for a visit, did ya?

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Hey! my kids are still babies. It isn't a Hawley strip joint.

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