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Large Filipino
Fuck me hard in my arse.
Registered: Feb 2004
Location: in colorado somewhere!
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Insanity
It seems lately that every time I see meat I also see these people in there and somehow I recognise them as artery blocking people and they are saying to me in unison "eat me. Eat me now".
And then when I look at a salad,I don't see these people.
I eat food that I don't see these people.
Why?
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dogcow
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Location: europa
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don't listen to them, LF, the devil speaks through their flesh.
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you're adorable
Registered: Feb 2001
Location: Boston
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LF, I recommend you get the TV series "Wonderfalls." It will shed some light onto having conversations with inanimate items.
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Your whole "I dress like an office drone and act respectable and then sit on forum where we discuss urethra fucking and public torture" bit still creeps me out. I bet it would creep out your co-workers even more.
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loser
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You can clear the problem up with a simple cross country killing spree.
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Goedile
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Location: The Cement Blight
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quote:
Originally posted by loser
You can clear the problem up with a simple cross country killing spree.
That'll only work if he lugs every corpse he creates on his back with him on his travels. His calling is to liberate the fatties of the world from the souls they intentionally or inadvertently snare in their cholesterol-caked veins. You can't rush the process of granting the limbo ghosts final rest. But he also can't dilly dally about focusing on one blubber butt at a time, he's got to save all the denizens of North America and Europe.
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Pinecrika
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Registered: Jul 2001
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Speaking of insane, I had a neato dream in which I was screwing a woman that had the mark of the beast on her and I tried to escape her grasp in a "72 plymoth roadrunner.
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Aydin
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quote:
Originally posted by Pinecrika
Speaking of insane, I had a neato dream in which I was screwing a woman that had the mark of the beast on her and I tried to escape her grasp in a "72 plymoth roadrunner.
I started having wierd dreams when I got off the sauce too. Or rather, I started having dreams at all.
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Pinecrika
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I remember the argument with some other guy in the dream where he's telling me not to pound the devil woman's box but I just had to hit that shit and he told me to take the four wheel drive but I insisted speed was the better way to escape her house. The house had a bunch of half eaten animals in the yard, too. It wasn't a dream, it was an epic.
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