egon_schiele
Adorable Pussycat
Registered: May 2007
Location: Austria
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Missionary work is fucking dumb anyways.
If some douchebag sticking pamphelets under your windshield wipers or knocking on your door with some shitty "join our church" script has any sort of impact on where you stand spiritually or philisophically you and him both should have your balls cut off, as you're a sad, desperate, easily influenced bag of wank with no inclination to form your own opinions or perspectives.
I give it to the muslims thoguh, at least they're passionate about their religion. At leat they aren't mailing you a nickel to guilt trip you into mailing back a donation to their profittable charity. At least they aren't parading around in their sunday's best at church when they practice humility. At least their televangelists have conviction and a willingness to die for their beliefs, rather than large beach houses bought with sales from religiously tax-exempt literature. I see more appeal in someone who wants change in the world than someone who wants to get fat off of the gullible portion of the lower class that is fucked so badly they will believe their shit.
however, it will be cool in the future, when the technology has progressed, to where we can send unmanned missionary vehicles into areas where sending an actual missionary would be too dangerous.
yaaah... missionary robots....
Jerry Falwell quotes for fun 
quote: AIDS is the wrath of a just God against homosexuals
after 9/11:
quote: I really believe that the pagans, and the abortionists, and the feminists, and the gays and the lesbians who are actively trying to make that an alternative lifestyle, the ACLU, People For the American Way, all of them who have tried to secularize America. I point the finger in their face and say 'you helped this happen!
quote: I believe that global warming is a myth. And so, therefore, I have no conscience problems at all and I'm going to buy a Suburban next time.
quote: Textbooks are Soviet propaganda.
quote: The idea that religion and politics don't mix was invented by the Devil to keep Christians from running their own country.
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