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ignatz mouse
Mistress of Tranquility

Registered: Mar 2004
Location: Still Orygun
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Who wants a piece of me?

I have too much stuff. PM me your address and I'll send you something random from my useless collection of toys 'n' junk.

Disclaimer: Articles of clothing, particularly undergarments, are right out. Also, it may take me all summer to get around to this, if not all year. I'm not notoriously timely in my mailings. I might even send you a pointless, rambling, incoherent letter or card with the package.

PS. I'm not Large Filipino. I do not have nasty collections of my nose goblins, armpit hair, and toenail clippings, so you won't be getting anything like that. Unless of course you're Hawley, in which case, I'm thinking used cat litter . . .

Or, if I secretly despise you.









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Mister Freign
Population Surplus

Registered: Aug 2006
Location: Atlanta GA USA
Posts: 1349

Let the good times roll:

Mister Freign
POBox 5921
Atlanta GA 31107

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Pianomahnn
Sw0ul3!!!!!11

Registered: Feb 2001
Location: Chicago, IL
Posts: 1954

Me.
500 W Belmont Ave #3A
Chicago, IL 60657

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Pianomahnn
Sw0ul3!!!!!11

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i dont pm

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Trenchant_Troll
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Registered: Mar 2004
Location: USA
Posts: 25416

If you have an anvil, I'll take it, but you have to pay for next day shipping. I need it tomorrow, I found a kitten.

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Large Filipino
Fuck me hard in my arse.

Registered: Feb 2004
Location: in colorado somewhere!
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Toys and junk.
Cool!

[pm][/pm]

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cw
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Registered: Apr 2003
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I toys. Junk is good too.

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ignatz mouse
Mistress of Tranquility

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Hmmm, and I should have asked, who wants random, and potentially weird, trashy, or questionable paperbacks?

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Pianomahnn
Sw0ul3!!!!!11

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Can I burn them?

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egon_schiele
Adorable Pussycat

Registered: May 2007
Location: Austria
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now I have a place to send my used condoms. cheers, you two.

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ignatz mouse
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Yes.

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jazebelle
Brown Girl

Registered: Dec 2006
Location: In an apartment
Posts: 1910

mousie, you got a keyboard I could use? Mine's just too small and its key alignment is wrong, I could really use a new one.

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That brown girl.

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ignatz mouse
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If I have a keyboard, it's to a Commodore Vic-20 and will be of no use to you.

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morgana
THE Bitch

Registered: Jul 2000
Location: my mother's bloody womb
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I was gonna do this once, but by the time I got around to sending shit off (about 6 months later), most of the people had moved or left the asylum. I still have a box of shit in my garage.

But I'll be happy to take more stuff. PM incoming.

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Avondale
two maidens, one chalice

Registered: Sep 2000
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quote:
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If I have a keyboard, it's to a Commodore Vic-20 and will be of no use to you.


it's probably so old that the only thing holding it together is the semen between the keys

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jazebelle
Brown Girl

Registered: Dec 2006
Location: In an apartment
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lols u r funay humor [p] 4u

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That brown girl.

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Pinecrika
Prophet of Doom

Registered: Jul 2001
Location: Disgusting den of creepitude
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I want a pair of your soiled panties. Can you hook me up?

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That would force me to go trolling the streets downtown for some soiled-discarded-hooker-thong. And then I'd need a pair of gloves, tongs and a biohazard bag to extract the item.

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jazebelle
Brown Girl

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He did say 'your' which really is lesser work than what you explained....I'm just saying! What??

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J E B Stuart
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I did this one Christmas. Damn near emptied my garage. The asylumnation is a needful bunch.

Amen.

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rodney
Hates airplanes.

Registered: Jul 2001
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quote:
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That would force me to go trolling the streets downtown for some soiled-discarded-hooker-thong. And then I'd need a pair of gloves, tongs and a biohazard bag to extract the item.


As long as it's morgana's soiled discarded hooker thong I'm cool with it. Unless morgana wants to send me a pair of her panties herself, that would be good as well.

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Tefl
Maharishi of Meh

Registered: Aug 2000
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quote:
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If I have a keyboard, it's to a Commodore Vic-20 and will be of no use to you.


No, that would be the entire Commodore Vic-20. It was all one unit built together.

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J E B Stuart
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Who wants a severely soiled pair o' Loretta "panties"? I can sell ya some cheap, but the shippin' 'n' handlin' will be hellaciously expensive.

Amen.

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Mister Freign
Population Surplus

Registered: Aug 2006
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quote:
Originally posted by egon_schiele
now I have a place to send my used condoms. cheers, you two.


Finally my plans start to take shape. Soon;


soon

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lanin
Tennis Ball Retriever

Registered: May 2003
Location: N. Texas
Posts: 3524

quote:
Originally posted by rodney
Unless morgana wants to send me a pair of her panties herself, that would be good.


Morgana is a much better choice.....The notion of used caustic undergarments from mouse travell