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Met
Fluffy Bunny

Registered: May 2007
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Uhm..

I hate living with other people. Woke up about an hour ago, had to really fight with myself not to throw the alarmclock through the window and go back asleep... I get up, drag my tired ass to the kitchen to make myself some coffee only to find out that one of my fuckmoot roommates has stolen my last dash of coffee. And ofcourse, the stores are all closed today (!), I have my final exam tomorrow, the library is closed, I'm fucking grumpy without my morning ritual and I just realized I won't get pussy for another week.

Life stinks and I'm turning emo up in this bitch.

/wrist

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jazebelle
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be thankful none of your housemates pee in your sink...

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Met
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I got my own sink, so that isn't the problem. They pee all over the bathroom floor though.

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paranoiaaaa
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Registered: May 2007
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it would make a change for someone to pee in my sink...instead of just leaving chin hairs in it

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Met
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I'd prefer chinhairs over the stench of urine anyday..

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paultheo
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Keep your coffee in your sink.

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Met
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Update: one of my other roomies gave me a cup of coffee, but that tasted much like tar.. I've gotten some reading done, but mostly read about Liverpool and some 7-year old fat kid.

Progress...

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J E B Stuart
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quote:
Originally posted by jazebelle
be thankful none of your housemates pee in your sink...

What's wrong with that?

Amen.

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quote:
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Update: one of my other roomies gave me a cup of coffee, but that tasted much like tar.


Probably because he peed in it.

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J E B Stuart
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And the mouthwash. Don't forget the mouthwash.

Imagine gargling with pee every day.

Amen.

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egon_schiele
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I bet drinking piss would wake you up faster than coffee

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Pinecrika
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Re: Uhm..

quote:
Originally posted by Met
I won't get pussy for another week.



Oh, waaaa.

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quote:
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I bet drinking piss would wake you up faster than coffee

Ghandi musta been a helluva early riser.

Amen.

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jazebelle
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HoRiZoN should visit this thread...

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horizon
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i heard my name, what's up?

I don't like to drink pee though, well maybe yours jaze.

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jazebelle
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You and I are going to be best friends, HoRiZoN (/me gags)

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Hey! They celebrate memory day in Norway?

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i think i'm in love

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Rokkr
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Ok Mord, you're gonna have to clue me in as to why you like jazebelle so much, when normally you have no patience for vacuous twats.
It can't just be tits.

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jazebelle
Brown Girl

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Are you being bitchy just because I gave you a bitch point? I think I've just rest my case on why I gave you one though.

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horizon
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no, i think he is just jealous of what we have.

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