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ignatz mouse
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mouse vs. lanin BATTLE THREAD!

Hey! Here's a whole thread just for you, so you don't have to go around to other threads and bad-mouth me all piecemeal.

I think every drama queen deserves her own thread and I'm willing to share.

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ignatz mouse
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Highlights from other threads:

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Originally posted by lanin
Uncommon....here's something to know about the asylum.

It's populated with a diverse group of people.....Americans, Scandinavians, a pedophile from Iceland, a good many self important Europeans who fucking despise Americans, and there's also this smart ass Jewish cunt named Ignatz Mouse (She lives in Portland Oregon and has an aversion to bathing) if she asks you for your address.....resist giving it to her, she wants to send you something personal and unwashed.

Jazz lives in Kuala Lumpur, if you ask her nicely she'll send you a picture of the Twin towers

Welcome

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Originally posted by lanin
Morgana is a much better choice.....The notion of used caustic undergarments from mouse travelling unchecked through the postal service is a horrifying thought. Move over ANTHRAX and say hello to "All Natural Jewish Heifer Solied Panties".

Maybe the Marines could use a few pair to clear out the Baghdad suburbs!

Oh and let me know if I missed anything. This is just what I found in my morning read. I can't be bothered to actually search -- then it wouldn't be a surprise.

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lucidnightmare
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I know a couple people who need a lucidnightmare thread for that. But I'm not going to do it for them. If they lack the commitment to just call me out rather than sniveling in other threads let them snivel.

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ignatz mouse
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And in the interest of fairness, here's what I've said about you this morning.

This is when I thought there was no reason for your quantum bitchiness except your monthlies:

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Originally posted by ignatz mouse
Something you should know about lanin -- he gets his knickers in a twist occasionally and goes around ranting and spewing venom like he's having his period and a tantrum simultaneously and it might be permanent -- and if you're worried you provoked him in some way, you might have just looked at the screen funny. He's sensitive.

And this is where I think I figured out what got you all up in arms:

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Originally posted by ignatz mouse
Wow -- here I thought I was just riffing on what fubar posted, but apparently I've committed the ultimate crime against mankind -- jokingly insinuating that someone is GOD FORBID gay.

It's a good thing I didn't imply lanin is insecure in his masculinity.

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ignatz mouse
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quote:
Originally posted by lucidnightmare
. . . commitment . . .

I like to think of it as cojones. Feel free to Bring it! in this thread. Some of us drama queens are all for togetherness.

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Rokkr
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Jeeze Ignatz, quit pickin' on the retards.
I realize the guy's 300 pounds of sore tooth wrapped in a haze of self unawareness, but we need to not pick on people like that. They can't help themselves.

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dogcow
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needs more battlejuice.

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lucidnightmare
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Go find the Kramer thread it you don't have it saved on a disk.

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lucidnightmare
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See this is healthy.

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dogcow
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here's some excellent battlejuice with lots of sugar.

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morgana
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you either have a persecution complex or just enjoy the pity party. first a cherry thread, now lanin? can't you just respond in the original thread and move on?

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quote:
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you either have a persecution complex or just enjoy the pity party.

well, she is jewish.

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this thread makes me...pap pap pap...

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quote:
Originally posted by morgana
. . . can't you just respond in the original thread and move on?

Well DUH, obviously not!

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I like the "BATTLE THREAD!" part of the title. That's what caught my eye.

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paultheo
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Didn't you defeat and kill Cherry, Iggy?

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ignatz mouse
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I thought him into the cornfield.

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quote:
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I thought him into the cornfield.

Now THAT gets a class point.

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ignatz mouse
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If I had any credits, I'd send a point back atcha, just for gettin' my silly reference.

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I have this really bad allergy to mangos. I cut one up for my kid last night and now I'm swelling in ungodly places.

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ignatz mouse
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So, you're saying you want a class point for having basketballs?

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Have you seen that kinda porn where those dudes somehow inflate there genitalia to gargantuan proportions?

My dick is suddenly about 4 inches thick. My nuts are the size of grapefruits.

Tomorrow I will probably lose the use of my eyes.

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