Goedile
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Registered: May 2003
Location: The Cement Blight
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Denmark used to hold great diplomatic sway when they were Vikings. However, when their greatest warriors were seduced away by fire crotches and french kissing, they were steam rolled over by the Hungarian Empire.
After the collapse of their loving masters, the Danes were too subservient to make strong decisions one way or the other, so they opted to neglect their lawmaking duties to fulfill their life dream. Which was always to open pastry shops. It got so terrible that eunuch immigrants with too much melanin were guilted into managing legislature for pennies a day.
The immigrants also wanted to follow their heart's desire. However, because of their diseased minds, they wanted instead to own a fireworks stand. However, because the land was reclaimed from the ocean, there was only groves of seaweed, which makes very poor plywood. That wasn't their only problem, they disbelieved in the sky. They can only see only in two dimensions, width and length, so this is no surprise. Stuck with lit firecrackers in their hand, they had can think only of rushing at the closest bystanders to share the gift of being in the eye of the colored pom poms. For some reason, the blonds are unimpressed. Probably because they have rainbows in their eyes, so they have no appreciation for trying to capture them in sparkles.
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A castaway in the sea was going down for the third time when he caught sight of a passing ship. Gathering his last strength, he waved frantically and called for help. Someone on board peered at him scornfully and shouted back, "Get a boat!"
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