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Large Filipino
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Today is memory day

There was something we all needed to remember today but I fucking forgot what it was.
That's right! I have to do laundry today!

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Old Post 05-28-2007 10:29 PM
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skinny
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I don't know where to start. Even if i do remember i don't think it will get done...bank holiday coach potato day, or is it the other way round?

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egon_schiele
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Registered: May 2007
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And then suddenly he saw. He had a vision of himself as a new kind of Christ as a man who carries within himself all the seeds of a new order of things. He was the new messiah of the battlefields saying to people as I am so shall you be. For he had seen the future he had tasted it and now he was living it. He had seen the airplanes flying in the sky he had seen the skies of the future filled with them black with them and now he saw the horror beneath. He saw a world of lovers forever parted of dreams never consummated of plans that never turned into reality. He saw a world of dead fathers and crippled brothers and crazy screaming sons. He saw a world of armless mothers clasping headless babies to their breasts trying to scream out their grief from throats that were cancerous with gas. He saw starved cities black and cold and motionless and the only things in this whole dead terrible world that made a move or a sound were the airplanes that blackened the sky and far off against the horizon the thunder of the big guns and the puffs that rose from barren tortured earth when their shells exploded.

That was it he had it he understood it now he had told them his secret and in denying him they had told him theirs.

He was the future he was a perfect picture of the future and they were afraid to let anyone see what the future was like. Already they were looking ahead they were figuring the future and somewhere in the future they saw war. To fight that war they would need men and if men saw the future they wouldn't fight. So they were masking the future they were keeping the future a soft quiet deadly secret. They knew that if all the little people all the little guys saw the future they would begin to ask questions. They would ask questions and they would find answers and they would say to the guys who wanted them to fight they would say you lying thieving sons-of-bitches we won't fight we won't be dead we will live we are the world we are the future and we will not let you butcher us no matter what you say no matter what speeches you make no matter what slogans you write. Remember it well we we we are the world we are what makes it go round we make bread and cloth and guns we are the hub of the wheel and the spokes and the wheel itself without us you would be hungry naked worms and we will not die. We are immortal we are the sources of life we are the lowly despicable ugly people we are the great wonderful beautiful people of the world and we are sick of it we are utterly weary we are done with it forever and ever because we are the living and we will not be destroyed.

If you make a war if there are guns to be aimed if there are bullets to be fired if there are men to be killed they will not be us. They will not be us the guys who grow wheat and turn it into food the guys who make clothes and paper and houses and tiles the guys who build dams and power plants and string the long moaning high tension wires the guys who crack crude oil down into a dozen different parts who make light globes and sewing machines and shovels and automobiles and airplanes and tanks and guns oh no it will not be us who die. It will be you.

It will be you-you who urge us on to battle you who incite us against ourselves you who would have one cobbler kill another cobbler you who would have one man who works kill another man who works you who would have one human being who wants only to live kill another human being who wants only to live. Remember this. Remember this well you people who plan for war. Remember this you patriots you fierce ones you spawners of hate you inventors of slogans. Remember this as you have never remembered anything else in your lives.

We are men of peace we are men who work and we want no quarrel. But if you destroy our peace if you take away our work if you try to range us one against the other we will know what to do. If you tell us to make the world safe for democracy we will take you seriously and by god and by Christ we will make it so. We will use the guns you force upon us we will use them to defend our very lives and the menace to our lives does not lie on the other side of a nomansland that was set apart without our consent it lies within our own boundaries here and now we have seen it and we know it.

Put the guns into our hands and we will use them. Give us the slogans and we will turn them into realities. Sing the battle hymns and we will take them up where you left off. Not one not ten not ten thousand not a million not ten millions not a hundred millions but a billion two billions of us all the people of the world we will have the slogans and we will have the hymns and we will have the guns and we will use them and we will live. Make no mistake of it we will live. We will be alive and we will walk and talk and eat and sing and laugh and feel and love and bear our children in tranquillity in security in decency in peace. You plan the wars you masters of men plan the wars and point the way and we will point the gun.



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Large Filipino
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I want to memorise all that then scream it in the bus tomorrow.
It would be fun.

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Pinecrika
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I was gonna post something but I forgot what.... I blame bong hits.

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Large Filipino
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Wait a minute. Didn't like people die or something?

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Pinecrika
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I dunno. I forgot.

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Large Filipino
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No wait. People did die.
But people die every day,but today is different.
Yes. Today is different...the groundhog died today!
Poor groundhog.

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jazebelle
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Registered: Dec 2006
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Today is Tuesday, the 29th of May, 2007. I had just tendered my resignation at Nokia. NO REGRETS!

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I mean same day last year. Dammit, I messed up the post again!

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I want to memorise all that then scream it in the bus tomorrow.
It would be fun.



You don't need to scream. it is a very short bus after all.

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Large Filipino
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Yesterday was memory day. I hope I will remember that day tomorrow.

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J E B Stuart
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LF, ol' pal, I have a confession to make. I checked FUCK YOU X 3 on yer poal because I couldn't resist.

Oh, LF? I have 'nother confession to make. It felt good checking FUCK YOU X 3 on yer poal. I didn't want it to feel good, but it really did.

Dang. It felt good rattin' myself out. Time fer Dickel.

Yer Pal,

JEB

Amen.

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LF, if you're going to forget to do stuff, at least have some Dickel so you have an excuse.

Then there's a certain roomie of mine - he's consumed almost everyone else's booze, but he refuses to touch the last of my Dickel. I think he fears for his life, knowing damn well what would happen to him if I found that bottle empty without being the one to finish it off myself.

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Large Filipino
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WHAT THE FUCK was it we were supposed to remember today?
We got some barbecue going on,and family coming over today,but damn if I forgot what the hell for.

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karen
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I'm spending the morning ripping as many CDs as I can to this comp, then we're going out for a walk.
Followed by typical cookout type stuff in the backyard. We may go down to the park to cook out instead. Dunno.
We have root beer shnappes, and it's awesome. Have to wait until the kids go to bed tonight before we drink that, though.

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WHAT THE FUCK was it we were supposed to remember today?
We got some barbecue going on,and family coming over today,but damn if I forgot what the hell for.


Ol' pal, don't sweat it. I understand you're strictly on a need-to-know basis.

Amen.

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i had to work today. i'm remembering that in 2 days, i have summer vacation.

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karen
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and now you can remember sydney pollack. he died today.


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Memories.

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