Registered: Feb 2004
Location: in colorado somewhere!
Posts: 26136

In this thread,there are absolutely NO RULES!
You can write one word,or two or three or even four words.
You can write nothing at all.
You can just dot this thread.
Like this.
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It should relate to the previous post but it dosen't have to cause this thread has no rules.
This will be the greatest thread evar.

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Registered: Dec 2006
Location: In an apartment
Posts: 1899

So last night after work, my colleague and I were driving back home together. My office is a building attached to a mall here, so we usually park at the parking lot there. So anyways when we were about to pay for parking at the end of the day, my colleague realized that he'd lost his parking ticket, which you need to present at the counter for payment. So they charged him $50 as fine... he was pretty mad at himself for losing it, and really lost his temper. Then at night we drove to McDonalds and had pancakes...

I see what you mean, LF! This is the greatest thread EVAR!

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Registered: Jul 2005
Location: different
Posts: 5213

here is one from me... random thoughts
allright, so there is this guy whom i know for nearly 4 years now. within these 4 years we had oral sex and lots of pettings and once he fucked me (that was my first and last, no big deal) . ok, like 2 weeks ago he came and told me that he is heterosexul which i responded "is fine for me we don't have to cuddle". we didn't talk or phone for 2 weeks. but the other day he phoned and he was here yesterday neither me nor him could sit straight so i touched him all over again. he is a twink and i really don't want to influence him in any way about his sexual identity. but on the other side i found him and his body highly attractive =(
i have the feeling that he loves me, but dude i don't know, i well. sry lf.

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Registered: Feb 2004
Location: in colorado somewhere!
Posts: 26136

I bet that he can't quit you.
Anyway,I was waiting on the bus in the rain with my client but we have these cool raincoats on that ruled then the bus driver came a little late. He said another bus had broken down. That bus is usually packed but this time it was completely empty. Then the driver picked up no one else. Then he PASSED the broken down bus full of the people that I usually see normally.
I got scared. But then i said "Fuck it."
He took me to our stop.
I like the rain.

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Registered: Feb 2003
Location: Oceanside, CA
Posts: 5154

I completely failed to throw a boomerang today. I also failed to drive a heavily modified Vespa in a daring leap over the Grand Canyon to rescue Miss Lickemsuckem from the multiple clutches of the evil Dr. Lobster, whose plan to detonate the Super-Destructo-Blow-Em-Up-Atomo-Hyper-Wave-Motion Cannon Assembly was proceeding despite my best efforts, and thus her heaving bosoms exerted such a tidal influence on his heavily-rhinestoned Jockey shorts that he neglected to key in the final sequence correctly, resulting in the activation of the cannon rather than its rapid energetic disassembly, and so the Vespa plant in Sakootchkiewatakawk, Minnesota was reduced to individual bricks and nuts, thus impeding my anticipated attempt to try again.

Of course, the boomerang was kind of cheap.

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Registered: Mar 2004
Location: USA
Posts: 24756

I would just like to say that LF's polls are missing something these days. Sure, they are stupid, mundane, useless wastes of computer memory, but I guess it is the FUCK YOU! option that seems less satisfying. That is why I would like to suggest to my friend Jo...LF that in no uncertain terms you can count on me to say FUCK YOU, YOU FUCKING FUCKFACED FUCKING FUCKER!

Thank you.

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Registered: Feb 2004
Location: in colorado somewhere!
Posts: 26136

You're welcome.

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Registered: Dec 2006
Location: In an apartment
Posts: 1899

I am falling asleep at work with less than two hours of sleep last night!!!!! Arghhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Registered: Apr 2004
Location: Den
Posts: 11291

Can I have some support for a holiday celebrated by sacrificing a plumber or some other workman? It will serve as an annual reminder of our intolerance towards sloppiness, incompetence, noise pollution, invasion of privacy and general stupidity before 8 am.

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