Registered: Aug 2000
Location: In a Blue, Blue State
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Or did you work on it your whole life? Find out here.

http://electricpulp.com/guykawasaki/arse/

I'm just borderline.

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12, but this test doesn't seem to be structured for piss head industrial roofers.

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Registered: Jul 2001
Location: Little Rock.
Posts: 2598

Only a 9.

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Registered: Jul 2001
Location: Disgusting den of creepitude
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I'm going to say yes for the time being. I'l take the test after I eat.

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12, but this test doesn't seem to be structured for piss head industrial exterminators.

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Registered: Jul 2005
Location: different
Posts: 5213

i guess i am behaving bad towards people

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Registered: Jul 2001
Location: Disgusting den of creepitude
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Score?

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Registered: Jul 2005
Location: different
Posts: 5213

" passion is an overrated virtue in organizational life, and indifference is an underrated virtue."

biy biy biy, biy biy biy sob

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Registered: Jul 2001
Location: Disgusting den of creepitude
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Asshole.

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Registered: Jul 2005
Location: different
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i couldn't score, some questions made me feel emotionally corrupted..only emotional

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Registered: Aug 2000
Location: Shreveport, LA
Posts: 2947

Your score: 17

Wow.

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Registered: Dec 2001
Location: Ducktown, GA
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4

I'm pretty easy to work with. I do work with a bunch of real sharp guys, most of which I consider personal friends after 10-15 years.

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Registered: Dec 2004
Location: Beringia
Posts: 5262

2

Now I understand my inability to survive in the real world.

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Well that was pretty easy to bias. 22, deliberately. Honestly, 5.

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Registered: Sep 2000
Location: atlanta
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10 - You sound like a borderline certified asshole, perhaps the time has come to start changing your behavior before it gets worse.

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Location: Bangor, ME
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yes

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Location: Beyond Mason-Dixon Line
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0 to 5 “True”: You don’t sound like a certified asshole, unless you are fooling yourself.

Amen.

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Registered: Feb 2003
Location: Oceanside, CA
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5, apparently. But some of them are not, I think, due to me being a jerk as much as me being boring. For example, people seem to stop having fun when I show up at parties, so I don't go to them anymore.

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Registered: Feb 2004
Location: in colorado somewhere!
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I do have some real assholes at work that never say hi back to me as if I'm some kind of threat but I just ignore it and carry on in my jolly old way.
It's funny though. I'm slowly getting back everything I've lost before my heart surgery and it seems to be really pissing off a few people.
But I just ignore it....with a smile.

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Registered: Aug 2000
Location: In a Blue, Blue State
Posts: 13081

Were you born an asshole?
Or did you work at it your whole life?
Either way it worked out fine
'cause you're an asshole tonight.

Yes you're an A S S H O L E...
And don't you try to blame it on me.
You deserve all the credit.
You're an asshole tonight.

You were an asshole yesterday.
You're an asshole tonight.
And I've got a feelin'
you'll be an asshole the rest of your life.

And I was talkin' to your mother
just the other night.
I told her I thought you were an asshole.
She said, "Yes. I think you're right."

And all your friends are assholes
'cause you've known them your whole life.
And somebody told me
you've got an asshole for a wife.

Were you born an asshole?
Or did you work at it your whole life?
Either way it worked out fine
'cause you're an aaaassss...hole tonight.


Folks, I'd like to sing a song about the American Dream
About me, about you
About the way our American hearts beat way down in the bottom of our chests
About that special feeling we get in the cockles of our hearts
Maybe below the cockles,
Maybe in the sub cockle area,
Maybe in the liver, maybe in the kidneys,
Maybe even in the colon, we dont know

I'm just a regular Joe, with a regular job
I'm your average white, suburbanized slob
I like football and porno and books about war
I got an average house, with a nice hardwood floor
My wife and my job, my kids and my car
My feet on my table, and a Cuban cigar

But sometimes that just ain't enough to keep a man like me interested
(oh no, no way, uh uh)
No I gotta go out and have fun at someone elses expense
(woah yeah, yeah yeah, yeah yeah yeah)
I drive really slow in the ultra fast lane
While people behind me are going insane

I'm an asshole (he's an asshole,what an asshole)
I'm an asshole (he's an asshole, such an asshole)

I use public toilets and I piss on the seat
I walk around in the summer time saying "How about this heat?"

I'm an asshole (he's an asshole,what an asshole)
I'm an asshole (he's the worlds biggest asshole)

Sometimes I park in handicapped spaces
While handicapped people make handicapped faces

I'm an asshole (he's an asshole,what an asshole)
I'm an asshole (he's a real fucking asshole)

Maybe I shouldn't be singing this song
Ranting and raving and carrying on
Maybe they're right when they tell me I'm wrong...
Nah

I'm an asshole (he's an asshole,what an asshole)
I'm an asshole (he's the worlds biggest asshole)

You know what I'm gonna do
I'm gonna get myself a 1967 Cadillac Eldorado convertible
Hot pink, with whale skin hubcaps
And all leather cow interior
And big brown baby seal eyes for head lights (yeah)
And Im gonna drive in that baby at 115 miles per hour
Gettin' 1 mile per gallon,
Sucking down Quarter Pounder cheeseburgers from McDonalds
In the old fashioned non-biodegradable styrofoam containers
And when I'm done sucking down those greeseball burgers
I'm gonna wipe my mouth with the American flag
And then I'm gonna toss the styrofoam containers right out the side
And there ain't a goddamn thing anybody can do about it
You know why, because weve got the bombs, thats why
2 words - nuclear fucking weapons, OK?
Russia, Germany, Romania, they can have all the democracy they want
They can have a big democracy cakewalk
Right through the middle of Tiananmen Square
and it won't make a lick of difference
Because weve got the bombs, OK?
John Wayne's not dead, hes frozen, and as soon as we find a cure for cancer
Were gonna thaw out the duke and he's gonna be pretty pissed off
You know why?
Have you ever taken a cold shower, well multiply that by 15 million times
Thats how pissed off the Duke's gonna be!
I'm gonna get the Duke, and John Cassavetes,
and Lee Marvin, and Sam Peckinpah, and a case of whiskey,
and drive down to Texas and say.....

(Hey! You know, you really are an asshole!)
Why don't you just shut up and sing the song, pal?
I'm an asshole (he's an asshole.what an asshole)
I'm an asshole (he's the worlds biggest asshole)

A-S-S-H-O-L-E
Everybody
A-S-S-H-O-L-E

I'm an asshole and I'm proud of it

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Registered: Mar 2004
Location: USA
Posts: 24756

7? Borderline? This test is bullshit! I'd love to know what incompetent jackass put this together because, whoever they are, they suck shit.

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Registered: Apr 2004
Location: Den
Posts: 11291

Interesting that you acually took the test.

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Registered: Aug 2000
Location: In a Blue, Blue State
Posts: 13081

Awww, I bet T_T is really an "I love kittens" type and the rest is all personna on here.

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Registered: Feb 2001
Location: Boston
Posts: 6971

3. I'm as harmless as LF.