quote:Originally posted by lanin Uncommon....here's something to know about the asylum.
It's populated with a diverse group of people.....Americans, Scandinavians, a pedophile from Iceland, a good many self important Europeans who fucking despise Americans, and there's also this smart ass Jewish cunt named Ignatz Mouse (She lives in Portland Oregon and has an aversion to bathing) if she asks you for your address.....resist giving it to her, she wants to send you something personal and unwashed.
Jazz lives in Kuala Lumpur, if you ask her nicely she'll send you a picture of the Twin towers
quote:Originally posted by lanin Morgana is a much better choice.....The notion of used caustic undergarments from mouse travelling unchecked through the postal service is a horrifying thought. Move over ANTHRAX and say hello to "All Natural Jewish Heifer Solied Panties".
Maybe the Marines could use a few pair to clear out the Baghdad suburbs!
Oh and let me know if I missed anything. This is just what I found in my morning read. I can't be bothered to actually search -- then it wouldn't be a surprise.
I know a couple people who need a lucidnightmare thread for that. But I'm not going to do it for them. If they lack the commitment to just call me out rather than sniveling in other threads let them snivel.
And in the interest of fairness, here's what I've said about you this morning.
This is when I thought there was no reason for your quantum bitchiness except your monthlies:
quote:Originally posted by ignatz mouse Something you should know about lanin -- he gets his knickers in a twist occasionally and goes around ranting and spewing venom like he's having his period and a tantrum simultaneously and it might be permanent -- and if you're worried you provoked him in some way, you might have just looked at the screen funny. He's sensitive.
And this is where I think I figured out what got you all up in arms:
quote:Originally posted by ignatz mouse Wow -- here I thought I was just riffing on what fubar posted, but apparently I've committed the ultimate crime against mankind -- jokingly insinuating that someone is GOD FORBID gay.
It's a good thing I didn't imply lanin is insecure in his masculinity.
Last edited by ignatz mouse on 05-28-2007 at 07:37 PM
He's (Obama) the President of Hate. He has magically allowed the blue monkeys to embrace hatred, to feel proud of it, to murder, to conquer. They never would have been able to take this step without him.