The Asylum Private Messages Options Search Blogs Images Chat Cam Portals Calendar FAQ's Join  
Asylum Forums : Powered by vBulletin version 2.2.8 Asylum Forums > The Lost Forum > A job I'm considering...
  Last Thread   Next Thread
Author
Thread [new thread]    [post reply]
Pianomahnn
Sw0ul3!!!!!11

Registered: Feb 2001
Location: Chicago, IL
Posts: 1843
A job I'm considering...

http://www.compensationtechnologies...eConsultant.asp

Could be an interesting change of pace, that's for certain.

edit: I know a guy who will pass my resume along. That's normally a good thing. 100% travel could be groovy, and so is the ability to live wherever I want in the country, as long as it's withing somewhat close distance to an airport.

Anyone want to offer opinions of this little gem?

http://www.pianomahnn.com/stuff/Resume%20v06052007.doc

Last edited by Pianomahnn on 06-06-2007 at 03:47 AM

Report this post to a moderator | IP: Logged

Old Post 06-06-2007 03:37 AM
Pianomahnn is offline Click Here to See the Profile for Pianomahnn Click here to Send Pianomahnn a Private Message Visit Pianomahnn's homepage! Find more posts by Pianomahnn Add Pianomahnn to your buddy list [P] Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
Trenchant_Troll
ad hominid

Registered: Mar 2004
Location: USA
Posts: 24797

Yeah... I am gonna have to go ahead and ask you to look that this.

__________________
I think the best possible way to show Iran that nuclear weapons are not what they want is to give them one. - Steven Colbert

Report this post to a moderator | IP: Logged

Old Post 06-06-2007 04:03 AM
Trenchant_Troll is offline Click Here to See the Profile for Trenchant_Troll Click here to Send Trenchant_Troll a Private Message Find more posts by Trenchant_Troll Add Trenchant_Troll to your buddy list [P] Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
Trenchant_Troll
ad hominid

Registered: Mar 2004
Location: USA
Posts: 24797

How much can you lift?

__________________
I think the best possible way to show Iran that nuclear weapons are not what they want is to give them one. - Steven Colbert

Report this post to a moderator | IP: Logged

Old Post 06-06-2007 04:18 AM
Trenchant_Troll is offline Click Here to See the Profile for Trenchant_Troll Click here to Send Trenchant_Troll a Private Message Find more posts by Trenchant_Troll Add Trenchant_Troll to your buddy list [P] Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
SimpleSimon
?

Registered: Dec 2002
Location:
Posts: 16328

Hahaha!

__________________
When I was young I used to read about the decline of Western civilization, and I decided it was something I would like to make a contribution to. — George Carlin

Report this post to a moderator | IP: Logged

Old Post 06-06-2007 04:18 AM
SimpleSimon is offline Click Here to See the Profile for SimpleSimon Click here to Send SimpleSimon a Private Message Find more posts by SimpleSimon Add SimpleSimon to your buddy list [P] Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
jazebelle
Brown Girl

Registered: Dec 2006
Location: In an apartment
Posts: 1902

I love how your resume is written. This makes it easier for employers actually, it's neat precise and goes straight to the point. And the job definitely matches your qualifications etc. I'd say go for it.

__________________
That brown girl.

Report this post to a moderator | IP: Logged

Old Post 06-06-2007 04:27 AM
jazebelle is offline Click Here to See the Profile for jazebelle Click here to Send jazebelle a Private Message Find more posts by jazebelle Add jazebelle to your buddy list [P] Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
Trenchant_Troll
ad hominid

Registered: Mar 2004
Location: USA
Posts: 24797

If it would help, I could translate Jaz's critique into the message of doom that is readily more accessible to people who don't have a sticky note saying 'clean your camera lens' on the wall their cubicle hanging slightly below a fuzzy animal of some sort.

__________________
I think the best possible way to show Iran that nuclear weapons are not what they want is to give them one. - Steven Colbert

Report this post to a moderator | IP: Logged

Old Post 06-06-2007 05:59 AM
Trenchant_Troll is offline Click Here to See the Profile for Trenchant_Troll Click here to Send Trenchant_Troll a Private Message Find more posts by Trenchant_Troll Add Trenchant_Troll to your buddy list [P] Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
jazebelle
Brown Girl

Registered: Dec 2006
Location: In an apartment
Posts: 1902

Say what now?

__________________
That brown girl.

Report this post to a moderator | IP: Logged

Old Post 06-06-2007 11:06 AM
jazebelle is offline Click Here to See the Profile for jazebelle Click here to Send jazebelle a Private Message Find more posts by jazebelle Add jazebelle to your buddy list [P] Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
PNG
boy lover

Registered: Jul 2005
Location: different
Posts: 5216

what kind of softwares a compensation company could make didn't understand, isn't compensation something dependingupon the analyse of the humans?

__________________
Psalm 119:105 (King James Version)
King James Version (KJV)
Public Domain



105Thy word is a lamp unto my feet, and a light unto my path.

Report this post to a moderator | IP: Logged

Old Post 06-06-2007 11:15 AM
PNG is offline Click Here to See the Profile for PNG Click here to Send PNG a Private Message Find more posts by PNG Add PNG to your buddy list [P] Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
Avondale
POWERFUL SORCERER IRL

Registered: Sep 2000
Location: atlanta
Posts: 6399

ugh.....word document resume

lrn 2 pdf ffs

__________________
pics or it didn't happen

Report this post to a moderator | IP: Logged

Old Post 06-06-2007 11:55 AM
Avondale is offline Click Here to See the Profile for Avondale Click here to Send Avondale a Private Message Visit Avondale's homepage! Find more posts by Avondale Add Avondale to your buddy list [P] Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
Pianomahnn
Sw0ul3!!!!!11

Registered: Feb 2001
Location: Chicago, IL
Posts: 1843

Yea, except companies are still asking for it in that format.

I know, it's crazy.

Report this post to a moderator | IP: Logged

Old Post 06-06-2007 01:06 PM
Pianomahnn is offline Click Here to See the Profile for Pianomahnn Click here to Send Pianomahnn a Private Message Visit Pianomahnn's homepage! Find more posts by Pianomahnn Add Pianomahnn to your buddy list [P] Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
PNG
boy lover

Registered: Jul 2005
Location: different
Posts: 5216

is sergeant's donkey farting, i asked a question to you.. dick

__________________
Psalm 119:105 (King James Version)
King James Version (KJV)
Public Domain



105Thy word is a lamp unto my feet, and a light unto my path.

Report this post to a moderator | IP: Logged

Old Post 06-06-2007 01:33 PM
PNG is offline Click Here to See the Profile for PNG Click here to Send PNG a Private Message Find more posts by PNG Add PNG to your buddy list [P] Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
Mugtoe
Cuddly Puppy

Registered: Oct 2001
Location:
Posts: 18155

yes. dick.

__________________
quote:
Originally posted by magnolia
never waste a hardon, trust a fart or pass up a breath mint when offered.

Report this post to a moderator | IP: Logged

Old Post 06-06-2007 03:07 PM
Mugtoe is offline Click Here to See the Profile for Mugtoe Click here to Send Mugtoe a Private Message Find more posts by Mugtoe Add Mugtoe to your buddy list [P] Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
Pianomahnn
Sw0ul3!!!!!11

Registered: Feb 2001
Location: Chicago, IL
Posts: 1843

quote:
Originally posted by Avondale
ugh.....word document resume

lrn 2 pdf ffs

OMG R U HAPEE NOW!?
http://www.pianomahnn.com/stuff/CTi...e_v06052007.pdf

Report this post to a moderator | IP: Logged

Old Post 06-06-2007 03:11 PM
Pianomahnn is offline Click Here to See the Profile for Pianomahnn Click here to Send Pianomahnn a Private Message Visit Pianomahnn's homepage! Find more posts by Pianomahnn Add Pianomahnn to your buddy list [P] Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
Thimbles worth of opinion
Symetrically challenged

Registered: Aug 2000
Location:
Posts: 7935

quote:
Originally posted by Trenchant_Troll
Yeah... I am gonna have to go ahead and ask you to look that this.


You said that, but I know you meant this.

__________________
My nipples are asymetrical... and that's a feature not a bug.

Report this post to a moderator | IP: Logged

Old Post 06-06-2007 07:56 PM
Thimbles worth of opinion is offline Click Here to See the Profile for Thimbles worth of opinion Click here to Send Thimbles worth of opinion a Private Message Find more posts by Thimbles worth of opinion Add Thimbles worth of opinion to your buddy list [P] Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
Avondale
POWERFUL SORCERER IRL

Registered: Sep 2000
Location: atlanta
Posts: 6399

quote:
Originally posted by Pianomahnn
OMG R U HAPEE NOW!?
http://www.pianomahnn.com/stuff/CTi...e_v06052007.pdf



much, much, much better

__________________
pics or it didn't happen

Report this post to a moderator | IP: Logged

Old Post 06-06-2007 11:42 PM
Avondale is offline Click Here to See the Profile for Avondale Click here to Send Avondale a Private Message Visit Avondale's homepage! Find more posts by Avondale Add Avondale to your buddy list [P] Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
PNG
boy lover

Registered: Jul 2005
Location: different
Posts: 5216

01110111011010000110000101110100001000000110101101
10100101101110011001000010000001101111011001100010
00000111001101101111011001100111010001110111011000
01011100100110010101110011001000000110000100100000
01100011011011110110110101110000011001010110111001
11001101100001011101000110100101101111011011100010
00000110001101101111011011010111000001100001011011
10011110010010000001100011011011110111010101101100
01100100001000000110110101100001011010110110010100
10000001100100011010010110010001101110001001110111
01000010000001110101011011100110010001100101011100
10011100110111010001100001011011100110010000101100
00100000011010010111001101101110001001110111010000
10000001100011011011110110110101110000011001010110
11100111001101100001011101000110100101101111011011
10001000000111001101101111011011010110010101110100
01101000011010010110111001100111001000000110010001
10010101110000011001010110111001100100011010010110
11100110011101110101011100000110111101101110001000
00011101000110100001100101001000000110000101101110
01100001011011000111100101110011011001010010000001
10111101100110001000000111010001101000011001010010
00000110100001110101011011010110000101101110011100
1100111111

__________________
Psalm 119:105 (King James Version)
King James Version (KJV)
Public Domain



105Thy word is a lamp unto my feet, and a light unto my path.

Report this post to a moderator | IP: Logged

Old Post 06-07-2007 12:05 AM
PNG is offline Click Here to See the Profile for PNG Click here to Send PNG a Private Message Find more posts by PNG Add PNG to your buddy list [P] Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
Coincidence
Aka 'others'

Registered: Apr 2004
Location: Den
Posts: 11313

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cqi5F5MqqTQ

__________________
It's a tough war we're in. It's not going to be over right away. There's going to be other wars. I'm sorry to tell you, there's going to be other wars. We will never surrender but there will be other wars. And right now - we're gonna have a lot of PTSD to treat, my friends.

Report this post to a moderator | IP: Logged

Old Post 06-07-2007 12:20 AM
Coincidence is offline Click Here to See the Profile for Coincidence Click here to Send Coincidence a Private Message Visit Coincidence's homepage! Find more posts by Coincidence Add Coincidence to your buddy list [P] Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
torque
SupaTwistyPowa!

Registered: Dec 2001
Location: Ducktown, GA
Posts: 1428

No Java! And no experience with the desired compensation packages. Also, hoppy job history.

Other than that, go get em!

__________________
Peace is that brief glorious moment in history when everybody stands around reloading.

Report this post to a moderator | IP: Logged

Old Post 06-07-2007 01:06 AM
torque is offline Click Here to See the Profile for torque Click here to Send torque a Private Message Find more posts by torque Add torque to your buddy list [P] Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
Pianomahnn
Sw0ul3!!!!!11

Registered: Feb 2001
Location: Chicago, IL
Posts: 1843

Java is syntax and syntax is easy. Java is OO and I already know OO. If no one understands that concept by now, then fuck em. Besides, I tend to think if a senior consultant is passing along a resume, that generally holds more weight than some weaksauce programming language requirements.

edit: Oh yea, and I pretty much did this same thing while at Hewitt, on my own, and on a huge mega scale. Thrown into the shitstorm and came out clean. Seriously, if they look at my non-java knowledge and make that a basis for hiring, they're morons. Anyone with a CS degree should be able to pick up java real quick, it's being able to crush all the important stuff that truly matters.

Report this post to a moderator | IP: Logged

Old Post 06-07-2007 02:32 AM
Pianomahnn is offline Click Here to See the Profile for Pianomahnn Click here to Send Pianomahnn a Private Message Visit Pianomahnn's homepage! Find more posts by Pianomahnn Add Pianomahnn to your buddy list [P] Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
Trenchant_Troll
ad hominid

Registered: Mar 2004
Location: USA
Posts: 24797

quote:
Originally posted by Pianomahnn
Java is OO and I already know OO.


Yeah...

__________________
I think the best possible way to show Iran that nuclear weapons are not what they want is to give them one. - Steven Colbert

Report this post to a moderator | IP: Logged

Old Post 06-07-2007 04:49 AM
Trenchant_Troll is offline Click Here to See the Profile for Trenchant_Troll Click here to Send Trenchant_Troll a Private Message Find more posts by Trenchant_Troll Add Trenchant_Troll to your buddy list [P] Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
torque
SupaTwistyPowa!

Registered: Dec 2001
Location: Ducktown, GA
Posts: 1428

quote:
Originally posted by Pianomahnn
Java is syntax and syntax is easy. Java is OO and I already know OO. If no one understands that concept by now, then fuck em. Besides, I tend to think if a senior consultant is passing along a resume, that generally holds more weight than some weaksauce programming language requirements.

edit: Oh yea, and I pretty much did this same thing while at Hewitt, on my own, and on a huge mega scale. Thrown into the shitstorm and came out clean. Seriously, if they look at my non-java knowledge and make that a basis for hiring, they're morons. Anyone with a CS degree should be able to pick up java real quick, it's being able to crush all the important stuff that truly matters.


Fair enough. To me, when I run through resumes, if I ask for deep experience in something, it means there should be a deep well of trickery in that particular subject, not something that is close so you can learn the needed skill.

I guess it makes me a moron, but I have hired quite a stack of consultants that made my customers happy. Consulting is different from in-house work in that you really don't want to spend a lot of time ramping someone up. You want to get them slightly comfortable with the time billing system, the peculiarities of your offerings, and the expensing systems. Then, you want to toss them in front of customers and start billing hours.

I hope they take you on, it'll be a good experience for you. Maybe they have a program that would let you do some back end work for consultants presently working a large deal, and get you up to speed that way.

Good luck with it.

__________________
Peace is that brief glorious moment in history when everybody stands around reloading.

Report this post to a moderator | IP: Logged

Old Post 06-07-2007 08:49 PM
torque is offline Click Here to See the Profile for torque Click here to Send torque a Private Message Find more posts by torque Add torque to your buddy list [P] Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
Pianomahnn
Sw0ul3!!!!!11

Registered: Feb 2001
Location: Chicago, IL
Posts: 1843

The Sr. Consultant who is passing it along said the java requirement was pretty weak. Not one of those "deal breaker" kinda things.

I probably should have been more clear on that instead of implying you were a tard. ;-)

Report this post to a moderator | IP: Logged

Old Post 06-07-2007 09:11 PM
Pianomahnn is offline Click Here to See the Profile for Pianomahnn Click here to Send Pianomahnn a Private Message Visit Pianomahnn's homepage! Find more posts by Pianomahnn Add Pianomahnn to your buddy list [P] Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
All times are GMT. The time now is 11:08 AM. Post New Thread    Post A Reply
  Last Thread   Next Thread
Show Printable Version | Email this Page | Subscribe to this Thread

Forum Jump: