Registered: Jul 2000
Location: Delaware
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The kitten is horny

Let me explain...

We got a kitten from the SPCA in late September. Since she was a foundling, the had to estimate her age. They estimated wrong. Now she's in heat, driving me insane and scaring the hell out of my 8 year old. The first appointment I can get, to have her spayed, is in February. Woe is me.

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Location: GA
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maybe you could loan her your vibrator?

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respect the cock

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Location: Princeton, NJ, USA
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I was about to ask you how you knew what I was feeling.

Come to find out it was just a weird coincidence.

*giggles*

call another Vet, Joey.

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JoeyCat, if you're desperate, see the second Q/A: http://www.women.com/family/pets/vet/e1025catheat.html
I haven't had to try this technique on any of my kitties (thankfully), but I've heard of it working a few times.

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Originally posted by missphinx:
JoeyCat, if you're desperate, see the second Q/A: http://www.women.com/family/pets/vet/e1025catheat.html
I haven't had to try this technique on any of my kitties (thankfully), but I've heard of it working a few times.

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sphinx, I actually read that on the internet this morning. Somehow I cannot see my self tickling the kittens twat with a q-tip. We'll see how desperate I get


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Originally posted by Joeycat:
sphinx, I actually read that on the internet this morning. Somehow I cannot see my self tickling the kittens twat with a q-tip. We'll see how desperate I get

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HAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA!

If you do that you could probably make a lot of money selling the videos of it. I know I would want one.




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Tell ya what Paint, I'll bring her to you and you can do the tickling, deal?



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I heard there are vets who will do that for you.

basically you are masturbating your cat...

the question is... how much do you love your pet

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hahahahahahahahah

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Originally posted by Postmodgirl:
basically you are masturbating your cat...

the question is... how much do you love your pet

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